This is just not on!

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Them Bastards on Benefits Street can afford bleach, I've just seen some nestled in the filth

I work 7365.5 hours a week and I have to send the children round to wait by next doors (she's a scrounger) drain with an empty ice-cream tub to catch her washing up water to clean with and we only use one tub a day. I bet them bastards can afford to wash up as much as they like

It's my taxes what paid for that

AndHarry Your goat sounds very entitled and rather workshy - won't he get a job?

PO alert. Seems like one#s turned up.

Ignore

Iwanna Could you have missed the point any more?

Could someone's goat explain please?

Heartbroken sounds like a fab deal but watch out he doesn't start hanging round with the rough goats outside the local Spar!

Murder No because all the goats are pissed at this time of night

I traded my goat for 20 Windsor Blue superkings, a bottle of tesco value vodka and a 52 inch plasma tv!

Thinks my goat might of eaten the point that iwanna seems to have missed.

Abbey Mine is obviously slacking! Shall send it out for some White Lightning..

Meh

I let my goat eat cake.

Meh.......

Murder Make sure the goat has enough beer and tabs before the shop shuts!

I wish my goat could get alcohol from the Spar at 6.30am. In Scotland no fucker can get alcohol before 10 am. What's an alkie like me to do?

My goat is the leader of the goat-gang outside Spar!

He brings home all the stuff that he's shoplifted every evening.

It's a good life.

Downstairs But don't the Social just give you another one in that situation? You are ENTITLED, you know!

Heartbroken Oh that's lovely. You must be so proud of him!

Oh yeah, silly me!

He's done me right proud, it's true.

I've got a right good goat there.

I have a sheep. It was given to me by a family member and I know it was with the best of intentions but it is just not a goat.

My goat fucked off and shacked up with a donkey and was given a caaaaarncel 'ouse wiv 20 bedrooms and a swimming pool.

I'm a vegetarian so I'm eating the goat one leg at a time (well, with a goat that good, I don't want to kill it)

Takes nothing like curried mushroom stroganoff though

hahahahaha bloody funny! apparently i look like a goat.