This is just not on!

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Them Bastards on Benefits Street can afford bleach, I've just seen some nestled in the filth

I work 7365.5 hours a week and I have to send the children round to wait by next doors (she's a scrounger) drain with an empty ice-cream tub to catch her washing up water to clean with and we only use one tub a day. I bet them bastards can afford to wash up as much as they like

It's my taxes what paid for that

I've got a wide-screen goat with an ASBO.
I keep my fags on it.

Binky Is that where he gets his beer from?

I missed New Year Gate, I was busy getting pissed and burning the street down, t'is okay though, most of them is scroungers so the government moved them all to mansions while they rebuild, us hardworking folk had to rebuild our houses on our lunch breaks with our own bare hands

I've got a wide-screen goat with an ASBO.

FPMSL, I actually spat my tea out a little.

He loves a can of special brew for his breakfast and spar is the only shop, locally, that is open at 6am.

New Years Eve was bizarre and it's the first 'MN thing' I have seen live - I also missed out on moldies, nobdies etc!

You being goadty with me? farrow

Fecking feckless scroungers. I saw one trying to buy carrots. Like they was middle class or summit. Did they not get the booklet? Ready meals or nowt

See ^ my goat even ate my strikethroughs

At least you can blame your goat. wet. I can't blame anyone for my lack of proof reading. Not even the goat.

Binky That's fair enough really, he shouldn't have to wait to get his Special Brew otherwise he might miss out on watching your squillion inch telly during summat good, innit!

My goat got pissed and ate all the illegal skunk I'm cultivating in my spare bedroom

wet now THAT is funny!

hidden You have a spare bedroom? You are posh really ain't you?

Fucking hell! Can you imagine a goat with the munchies? They are bad enough as it is. They'll be going up and down your lawn choping away like they are on speed.

He's a lovely considerate goat President he always picks up a copy of the DM for me whilst he's there, and he always saves his dog ends for me, so I can roll mi own with the left over baccie in em. I gotta save money yer see, I'm saving up for an xbox 1.

You can read Farrow? Well impressed. We leave the HB applications for the goat to do.

at goat with munchies!

Perhaps we could suggest it to the council to keep the Parks Dept council tax down?

Obviously not wet. I can't spell either if you look at most of my posts.

I think the RSPCA and Animal right would have something to say about it, if the council did decide to take that idea up.

*rights

See wet? See?

My goat is Spanish but it doesn't have back legs... We call him Gracias!!!

Our council genuinely does keep ponies on public land to keep the grass down I have no idea whose ponies they are, if they belong to the council or if the council just borrow them/loan out the land. They get moved according to how long the grass is, not in parks though, obviously, that would be silly

Binky oh you poor thing - I hope you have got a PS4 in the meantime

Sounds a delightful goat though - not all of them bastard scrounging goats are that considerate!