This is just not on!

[D0oinMeCleanin]

Them Bastards on Benefits Street can afford bleach, I've just seen some nestled in the filth

I work 7365.5 hours a week and I have to send the children round to wait by next doors (she's a scrounger) drain with an empty ice-cream tub to catch her washing up water to clean with and we only use one tub a day. I bet them bastards can afford to wash up as much as they like

It's my taxes what paid for that

You're my next door neighbour aren't you Beyond? She gets offended when I go round with a tape measure to look at her goat. Silly cow, doesn't she realise I paid for that goat?

MN won't collapse, Justine has her own goat, she understands.

Probably not.
The goat would only eat it.

Our goats got 12 kids, we live in a mansion ....

Nah, Let'sface.

If they can't see that this is a piss take thread then they'll only read Irony bunting as ironing bunting and get confused and derail the thread by talking about ironing little triangles.

Bunting? do you make the goat wear it? Is it so we can recognise the scrounging goats?

Where are the goats for the working people?

I want a GOAT

Beyond Love your comment! Made me laugh!

My kids ride the goat to school.

BeyondLimits

Is now officially my most favourite poster for inventing the

PO ALERT warning

It prevents crossed wires and let's genuine distress known

Oh it's like New Year's Eve all in one thread

Won't somebody think of the KIDS!!!

Shit joke I know but I can't think of anything clever to reply to coo's post!

At the risk of sounding a tad thick, what does PO mean?

Wet

Your kids go to school? Youse well posh and strict innit?

New Yeargate - I spent 4 hours on MN watching that kick off!

Professionally offended I think President.

Someone who will take offence at pretty mich anything and everything.

They let poor children go to SCHOOL now?

Shouldn't they be fetching your fags and tending the goat?

Shouldn't they be robbing the houses of those who go to work?

Farrow Thank you - I have been wondering! It all makes sense now!

Po, Po faced

Or

Professionally Offended

Thank you Honey Dragon. I wasn't sure but it was a good guess as it turns out.

My goat wears a hoody and hangs around spar.

I played a part in new year gate. Having been out in RL for mitmoo, moldies etc I was over the moon!

I missed it .

I can't even remember what I was doing and I wasn't even drinking

Missed it

PO alert = the new 'lighthearted'.