This is just not on!

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Them Bastards on Benefits Street can afford bleach, I've just seen some nestled in the filth

I work 7365.5 hours a week and I have to send the children round to wait by next doors (she's a scrounger) drain with an empty ice-cream tub to catch her washing up water to clean with and we only use one tub a day. I bet them bastards can afford to wash up as much as they like

It's my taxes what paid for that

I 'spect they'll all live 10 to a bedroom in a privately rented pad and work for peanuts hay.

We don't have goats round these parts, we've got Belted Galloway Cattle to nibble the overgrown patch of scrub urban wildlife area.

We're well posh round here.

Sorry for the multiple posts, Im on my phone cos my laptop is not working..... Neither is my goat. We call him Billy Idol!!!

I feel I must tell you all that no goats were harmed in the making of the duster, I used KY Jelly.

Oh and don't try this at home, it should only be done by a professional, and don't phone the RSPCA as the goat has food, water and shelter, and he's still smiling.

Yeah, right Binky. We all know you mean fruit shoots, other peoples' knickers, special brew and a broken umbrella.

The smile is probably from Glasgow.

Ah well - at leasr he died happy.

I'm not kidding.

Smiling?! How entitled is your goat?! Don't you know smiling should only be for hard working people™?

My Goat wont stop yapping on about sodding bridges - ungrateful bugger.

I bought him myself. Should have bought the Donkey.

My goat's got an ASBO!

This has to be the best thing I ever read on here, I've got to watch the programme now.

DO NOT buy a donkey..... He will make an ass out of you!

meboo We've done some corkers between us... go and visit Classics if you want to lose hours of your life giggling your socks off at complete idiotic twaddle wish to educate yourself in the pre-occupations of modern women and men.

too many goats about to put up the irony bunting. goats will eat it. the buggers will get it wrapped in their intestines and will die. at least you would get curried goat though

the goat trip traps up the stairs to the flat. the bloke downstairs keeps shouting about the kids thumping trip-trpping across the floor... troll

Plumber - you're right. No to the Donkey then - will stick with the goat and build him a bloody bridge, he's on about getting a nanny for the kids now. Sigh.

WHAT???? He wants Nanny? You have goatee tell him to stop butting in!!!

Gracias

There seem to be a load of Spanish goats, I thought we were supposed to be inundated with Romanian goats but those sneaky Spanish ones! I bet they all had their legs removed on the NHS so they could get disability benefit.

When some friends of ours moved into their house, it actually came with a donkey and two free goats.

You do realise you are going to break mumsnet don't you?

one of the goats was blind though and just used to walk round in circles while the other one kept butting my friend's horse

I want a goat. They appears to be very versatile!

Can't believe this hasn't broken mumsnet after new year gate!

I'm getting my goat from Brighthouse.

It's top of the range and I only have to pay eleventy million pounds a week for it until I die.

Bargain goat!

And I'm paying for it out of all your taxes

Try and stop me...

My goat sends me out to work while he watches Jeremy Kyle on our curved 3D TV. I have to use my fag breaks to come home and refill his beer hat and change his litter tray.

After watching the programme this thread has made me feel much better!!

On a serious note, can anyone comment upon why this thread seems so anti poor.
Apart from a lot of piss taking what is actually "not on"?
What gives anyone the right to mock people in society who are worse off than you.