What would you do if your DP was a zombie

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Would you attempt to kill them.

If zombies turn humans into zombies would your rather be a zombie like your DP

I'd shoot him in the head! In fact right now, I think that sounds like a good idea, zombie or no zombie!

No to being a zombie myself. Yep, he would be deader than a dead thing.

I don't know much about zombies so I don't know what I'd do. What should I do?

My face would be -> though

Shoot him without a second thought. No keeping him in a barn or anything daft

We've discussed this at some length. Yes, really. Anyway we have a mutual agreement to bash each other's heads in asap if we get zombie-fied.

Hit him with the shovel

I'd join him and be a zombie too.

Beat him in the head with a crowbar. Sentimentality gets you eaten, fact!

Don't have a barn, but do have a shed to keep DH in. I would then wait for Daryl Dixon to turn up (optimistic!).

The only thing I could do; remove his head or destroy his brain.

I'm not hugely sentimental.

Probably chain him up in the shed like in Shaun of the Dead. I imagine he'd still be useful for stuff like cutting the grass or scaring off unwanted visitors/chuggers.

I would kill him, he knows where my zombie apocalypse kit is kept.

Shoot him in the head for sure.
Do you think I could say I thought he was a zombie and shoot him anyway? Would that fly as a defence?

I probably wouldn't notice...

I feel sad that you would all kill your DHs. What about your wedding vows? I don't recall there being a zombie get out clause.

Shoot him. If I didn't have a gun though I'd stick him in the shed. He'd probably be happy there.

I think being dead is the get out clause for marriage.

Besides if DH then bit me and I turned into a zombie, we'd probably both want to eat DS which wouldn't be a good outcome for any of us.

FWIW, I'd expect DH to kill me if I became a zombie.

Before DD was born I probably would have wanted to be a zombie too have locked him in the shed Shaun of the dead style. He could have still done all his carpentry stuff and I'd have someone to talk to after a long day of counselling those affected by the whole zombie crisis thing.

Now I have DD to think about he wouldn't stand a chance. His brain would be destroyed quicker than he could say "muhhhh".

Or have locked him in the shed, obviously.

I'd stab him in the head.

Don't fancy Morgan's Great Regret as the consequences for any other course of action.

We have a Claymore in the cupboard for such eventualities.

DH would be getting it through the head if he went Zombie. And vice versa.

We've talked all this through

Couldn't keep him in the shed, how would I get stuff out of there.

What would you feed a zombie.

Chain him to the driveway, he may as well be useful for something, good burglar deterrent.

We have a crossbow for just this situation. Next year we are going to be getting a small crossbow each for me and dd, and taking archery classes together.

dd says we could chop off his arms and use him for pulling things, no such sentimentality for me...I would hit him in the head with the breadboard. or the fire irons.