What would you do if your DP was a zombie

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Would you attempt to kill them.

If zombies turn humans into zombies would your rather be a zombie like your DP

I'm not sure I have sufficient information to judge... If there any way to be de-zombiefied?

All those that would head for the firearms - what if you had Zombie DC?

I would keep zombie DS in the shed

I think I would be a zombie if DC was.

of course you cannot be de zombified!

and bash them all with the breadboard. ALL OF THEM!!

Yes, then grieve.

If exH, though, I'd shoot, cut head and burn.

DS, on the other hand...

Destroy him.

Hmm. I think DH and I will have to discuss and establish a policy.

Don't think I could bash the DC though even if I had a breadboard

If DH was a zombie? I don't think I'd notice to be honest.

I'd keep his head in a bag and feed it on rats

If the dc were zombies too then it would be best if they had two zombie parents. I don't want people gossiping about us at school.

Oh look, it's Moldie and her zombie kids

Fuck it. My name is Moldie. Of course I'd be a zombie!

I,d defo keep him (after sedation and removal of zombie teeth). I need him for carrying Christmas shopping around town.

Ok, so he,d be slow, but you can only shuffle through the crowds anyway. No banal chatter, no stopping at every apple/game store, no stopping to watch T.V.

Yes I'm keeping mine. Don,t know where I'd stand if the apocalypse happens at Easter.

You may be right, David. Although maybe use Hannibal Lecter's mask? And a lead, just in case he'd wander off.

Zombie DH would be headless quicker than you can say steaknife, although I would miss the ironing.

Zombie DD - well I'd kill her and then myself. No point going on without her.

Ah, this one is easy - in fact its written into our wedding vows - he gets it in the head with whatever will do the job. Same if I turn first.

I will treasure the memories...!

Zombies are dead. Debraining them is really just the first stage in laying the corpse out for burial. HOnestly a bit creeped out at all the folks saying they'd keep their loved ones' corpses about unburied/uncremated. Not on.

So, yeah, nearest and dearest are dead, I get started on undertaking the necessary arrangements. DCs first, in my case, the DSs inherited the farmboy build with modern nutrition. They'd be big, strong, dangerous zombies.

I don't have a DP, but I can't help musing - what would it be like to be a zombie? All your decisions seem to be based on it being a bad thing, but what if it isn't? WHat if it is fairly peaceful, what with the shuffling and lack of crap conversation, need to work, pay mortgage etc?
I think this needs considering.

nothing as I'd already be a zombie

You evil genius Lweji!
Can,t believe how many of you get rid, what happened to in sickness and in health?
The moaning can,t be worse than man-flu can it?
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dress him up as me and send him into work

DH has said he will kill us all

He'd fit right into the crowds in Birmingham on a Saturday afternoon tbh. Nobody would notice.

I'd take his teeth out and make him a nice lead, and he could sleep in the downstairs loo (it has a lock which can be locked from the outside). I reckon he could still work the washing machine and run the hoover round every now and then.

Depends if the kids had been zombified or not. If they had, I'd let him zombify me. If not, I'd fight him to the death :)

Did anyone see that BBC drama though where the zombies all came back to life? What if that happened?

On balance I would still smash his head in. Daryl has trained me well.