What would you do if your DP was a zombie

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Would you attempt to kill them.

If zombies turn humans into zombies would your rather be a zombie like your DP

I would kill him then make a nice cup of tea and wait for all this to blow over. We've got a garage full of nice heavy blunt instruments, climbing and ice axes, ski poles and wood axes and a claymore in the attic so I reckon I'd stand a good chance. I also have a neighbour who works for the firearms branch of the police so provided he'd survived the first wave I'd head round to his house with DS, the camping stove and all the tinned food.

We've talked about this too (in a scary amount of detail). We both agree that if one of us gets turned, the other has to end them. We honestly thought about adding it to our vows!

I am thinking about setting up a zombie protection plan.

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I haven't had a conversation about this with DH. I'm really worried now, has anyone got any tips on how to broach the subject?

Smash the fucker's skull!!!

Of course I'd kill him. He wouldn't be my DH, he'd be a mindless drooling groaning monster... much like he is every Sat afternoon whilst watching the football.

Agreed OrmirianR

I have just worked out a new zombie plan and not going to tell DH.

If DH knows it he will know my weakness.

Aibu to keep this top secret.

Dh says he will hit me in the head , I'm putting him on a lead a la 'walking dead' packhorse.

We're debating how we tell if the slow moving teen is a zombie.

I'd have to stove his head in and run off with Darryl Dixon (sorry DH!!)

It's him or the DCs, no contest really.