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Original poster

To not want this on the sofa..

122 replies

WholeNutt · 17/10/2013 20:02

My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

OP posts:
LaurieFairyCake · 17/10/2013 20:03

He's clean

How can you resist Grin

cathpip · 17/10/2013 20:03

Most definately, he will still have damp patches and it could stain the sofa!!!!!

LaurieFairyCake · 17/10/2013 20:03

Unless you think his arse washing is er...... shit

BadgersRetreat · 17/10/2013 20:04

YANBU

naked arses, clean or not, do not belong on sofas.

ohmymimi · 17/10/2013 20:05

Halloween ShockHalloween Blush

WorraLiberty · 17/10/2013 20:05

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

Grin Grin

LittleMissWise · 17/10/2013 20:05

As he's just got out the shower, what's the problem?

DaleyBump · 17/10/2013 20:06

My DP does this. He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse.

LittleMissWise · 17/10/2013 20:07

I am wondering what you want him to dress his gentleman's vegetables with, a nice drop of basalamic perhaps? Wink

Bowlersarm · 17/10/2013 20:07

He should be clean? Perfectly acceptable.

Your heating must be going full pelt though.

LittleMissWise · 17/10/2013 20:08

*balsamic - I can spell!

youarewinning · 17/10/2013 20:09

Your DH is naked on the sofa and your MNing.

I think you have your priorities wrong Grin

Original poster
WholeNutt · 17/10/2013 20:10

No heating yet..it's bloody boiling in here even have the windows open..

He's cooling down after the gym and shower but still..

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FortyDoorsToNowhere · 17/10/2013 20:11

you could get naked to and see how things go with breaking in the new sofa.

I am wondering what you want him to dress his gentleman's vegetables with, a nice drop of basalamic perhaps? That has made snort wine through my nose.

Jengnr · 17/10/2013 20:12

Gentlemen's vegetables :)

BadgersRetreat · 17/10/2013 20:13

My DP does this. He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse

oh.my.fucking.god.

Grin
ChippingInNeedsSleepAndCoffee · 17/10/2013 20:14

How did you resist jumping his bones?

Original poster
WholeNutt · 17/10/2013 20:15

He's lifting his balls sporadically to 'air' them...nothing gets my clacker going more..not! Grin

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DameFanny · 17/10/2013 20:19

Daley - why do you have a hair dryer in the sitting room?!

DaleyBump · 17/10/2013 20:19

Honestly Badger, I've never seen anything quite like it. Sometimes he likes to wear his towel like a cape when he does it, so I have a naked, caped man using my hairdryer to dry his balls in my living room. Not a pretty sight first thing in the morning.

DameFanny · 17/10/2013 20:20

Oh, and at the gentleman's vegetables

iklboo · 17/10/2013 20:20

Ball-samic, surely.

BewitchedBotheredandBewildered · 17/10/2013 20:20

I am actually crying laughing GrinGrinGrin

Oh god!

Please don't stop!

DaleyBump · 17/10/2013 20:21

Because we live in a flat and my hair dryer sits in a box along with all the electricals that we use in the living room (we have lots of games consoles) so it's right within grabbing distance of the couch, conveniently enough for him.

BadgersRetreat · 17/10/2013 20:22

Oh Daley that is such an epic picture i now have in my head.

i think i might need a lie down