To not want this on the sofa..

[WholeNutt]

My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

I asked DP about the hairdryer thing and he (who has plenty odd habits, trust me) declared it 'a bit odd'

But then suggested 'maybe he just wants warm balls?' before declaring that balls ought to be cool

I had to explain why I was sitting at the diningroom table snickering into the livingroom rather than joining him on the sofa. He's watching some shite about wrecking cars anyway

Gentlemen's vegetables is awesome...best descriptive phrase for man bits ever

My husband uses the hairdryer to dry the hair on his chest

Sorry to hijack OP!

Daley

I love this thread.

I've just asked him and he said "it gets your balls drier, towel drying just doesn't work as well. It's not too burny either because you don't hold it too close to them."

Planning on getting him his own hairdryer (and straighteners?) for Christmas.

gentlemen's vegetables actual LOL.

According to dh the gym has rather too many men using the hair dryers for toes and sacks....

Make sure it has a cooler setting Daley. Don't want roasted chestnuts on Christmas Day!

Chances are I shall choose live a celibate life forever on after reading this. >>>He then slides forwards to the very edge of the couch, dangles his balls off the end and uses my hair dryer to dry them. Arse

Roasted chestnuts

Musical don't say that! Just don't sit on my couch

Oh I am wetting myself - laughing at warm air roasted gentlemans' vegetables.

Dh is reluctant to have the snip..perhaps I should buy him a travel sized vegetable dryer instead.

I have also heard that the hair dryers at the gym are very popular for drying gentlemens vegetables, gives the hair a nice puffy beehive look! Apparently doing this in front of the mirror to check style is v popular. Have this lovely knowledge form DH who swears he doesn't do it, hmmmm.

Ooh now I'm sure DH was advised to blow dry his bruised balls instead of towel drying after having a vasectomy, so there you go - using a Babylis on the bollocks is actually endorsed by the medical profession!

You'd make a fortune Whole

The only Babyliss hair styling thingies in this house are hair straighteners.

Anyway, here's a minimally related joke:

"Why are pubic hairs short and curly?"
"Because if they were long and straight they'd poke you in the eye."

As you were. I'm just off to check that the hairdryer is where I left it.

can't... type... laughing.. too... hard...

MrQuintoConyo has the good grace to say "mind your eyes" when he bends over in the buff to get fresh pants out of the bottom drawer I should count my lucky stars!

I love mumsnet.

I have a little vision of up and down the land, naked men are wearing towel capes, drying various bodily parts with sundry household objects and anointing them with balsamic vinegar.
Is there not a single pyjama and dressing-gowned man the length or breadth of the British Isles?

Does he just dry them or does he style them too?

Babyliss Bollock Buffer!

The next Big thing, surely! Where to insert the Big?

I'm claiming TM (I know it can be done proper, I just can't remember how)

BBB x

naughty

Didn't Charlotte from Sex and the City have this issue with her husband?
Can't remember what she did about it though.

Surely the hairdryer... er... gets the wrinkles out when drying.

A bit like a tumble dryer!