To not want this on the sofa..

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My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

I can barely type for laughing. My neighbours must think I have gone ga ga for laughing so much when I live alone . Definitely one for classics. Gentlemen's vegetables? ha ha ha.

I have enjoyed this thread immensely!

"Gentlemens vegetables"

Why not make the most of it and start the day with some kinky naughty sex... Best way to start any day if u ask me

Dh is alsolutely not allowed to appear sans pants. EVER! I don't know or care how he dries his bits and pieces, as long as they are not on display to the wider public.

Oh my sainted Aunt, weeping, choking and spluttering - not just at this thread (which is priceless in places) but mostly at my partner's expression! I showed him what I was guffawing at and he's read a few (pointed-out) gems, but only just "getting it". Also wants to know what I'm doing on MumsNet anyway, we both in our 60s! "Bit late to get broody"

Lol!!!

Maybe you should remind/tell him that drying his 'gents veg' with a hair dryer could actually be damaging to his sperm count? That might make him rethink his practice!

He is clean, yabu

Does he taste better with a bit of salad dressing? You could use lettuce as a fig leaf.

Briiliant thread, am crying with laughter @ Daley 's caped veg-dryer.
Wondering how the rest of you missed the we already played the hungry caterpillar game bit though!

I am in tears here

DP has listened to edited highlights and finally gets why I am on Mumsnet but refuses to allow me to share details of his bollock drying habits.....

I wouldn't be impressed with a naked anus lurking about on my couch.

Well we all live and learn! Never heard of this before!

Absolutely fucking superb.
Penis beaker has nothing on this.

I've just related this to DH and he is eyeing my new hairdrier enthusiastically!

I've told him it's from John Lewis and would refuse to work in those circumstances.

MNHQ....move this to classics, please!

oh jeez I just snorted:)

fav thread ever

Have just noticed there is a hair dryer sitting on the arm of the sofa. Am really hoping dh moved it in here to dry ds's hair, and not because he'd stumbled across this thread and wanted to try it out...

Have just been reading this thread and guffawing much to DH's annoyance. Just got myself under control when I noticed that two of the Latest Mumsnetters reviews next to the thread are for hairdryers. That started me off again. The third review is for a pushchair. Are these two things related? Will the next review be of sofas????

Thanks everyone, especially the OP, for a lovely weekend howl.
"Gentlemen Vegetables" may become part of our national discourse.

btw: As a gym bunny for the last 15 years, I have never seen or heard of of any woman drying her Lady Veg with a hairdryer (and we don't normally gossip, but such behaviour would get you talked about)

However, male gym bunnies have murmured that some other blokes (naturally) do this routinely.

Had an ex who used to stand infront of the tv in a darkened room and project images of his veg onto the wall behind me.