To not want this on the sofa..

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My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

Laughing a lot at Daley...I'm not naked because the hungry caterpillar game has already been played.

actually dying at gentleman's vegetables. I am sooooo calling them that from now on

OMG at the hairdryer. I am crying!

I always put down some lettuce first.

does he always play hard to get OP!

LOL at Ball-samic!

daley get him this for christmas

www.menstuff.org/archives/wienercapes.html

The cat has just jumped on his lap I am now pissing myself as dh is making groaning sounds after having his ball pierced by a cat claw!!!!

presumably for dressing his gentlemens vegetables, he'll need this
www.melburyandappleton.co.uk/ekmps/shops/melburyapple/images/gentleman-s-relish-patum-peperium-42g-826-p[ekm]350x343[ekm].jpg

www.melburyandappleton.co.uk/gentlemans-relish-patum-peperium---42g-826-p.asp

^^this

Love the one with the tux Forty

Well, get over there and kiss it better

am giggling away.

Ha ha - imagine if this thread appeared on a 'man' site and somebody said their wife insisted on showering then sitting naked on the sofa - all the men would be so whereas we're all just taking the piss

Am so glad to be a woman

Is it leather or fabric?

Oh god lets not get into wipe clean...

Regina I think in the scenario here being a man would be preferable. You'd get to air dry your balls and be happy if your wife put her naked arse on the new sofa.

Fabric..leather sticks

I'm too astounded at the hairdrying balls picture to even contemplate an answer. Sorry is that a normal thing to do?

But surely the fabric vs leather is a key question. I think old think gent-veg plus suede was a complete no no

My husband pulls a really anguished face when he's drying his arse crack with a towel. As if the effort needed is so huge that he needs to grimace.

Honestly Badger, I've never seen anything quite like it. Sometimes he likes to wear his towel like a cape when he does it, so I have a naked, caped man using my hairdryer to dry his balls in my living room. Not a pretty sight first thing in the morning

WHAT? What the fuck? This is NOT normal behaviour. Very funny tho!

God no, it's not normal! But then, he puts up with a lot of my strange behaviours so I allow him some leeway

Daley - made me cry with laughter, the towel cape just made it . Thank you.

God no, it's not normal! But then, he puts up with a lot of my strange behaviours so I allow him some leeway

Do you know why he does it? Just really likes warm and dry balls?

As far as strange traits go, it's a very harmless one and does have the advantage of being hilarious.

Glad to be of service

He says it gets them "drier" than just using a towel

OP and DaleyBump, you have made me actually cry with laughter. Thank you!

Although I had to read it to DH to explain the wheezing, and it may have given him ideas.