To not want this on the sofa..

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My dh has just come downstairs after his shower, removed his towel and sat his naked self on our new sofa.. it is not naked Sunday

AIBU to ask him to dress his gentleman's vegetables before sitting down?!

I'm snorting with laughter. You guys have really cheered me up! My DH sometimes does this thing he calls "the helicopter" to dry off, it not a pretty sight.

at The Helicopter. Boys in my DS's class do that with their mittens-on-string in the wintertime.

and the over-twisting of the cords causes the mittens to FALL OFF!

Babyliss Bollock Buffer!

Damn it BBB, I just laughed so loudly I woke up the baby!

This thread is fab - shouldn't it be moved into Classics? It's far far funnier than penisbeakergate! There are some very disturbing images on here though - using a hairdryer to dry the bollocks???

Surely the only way to remove the wrinkles is to get one of those steamer things that they pass over clothes in charity shops etc?

You can buy 'Downy Wrinkle Release' spray.. Wrinkle free fresh smelling balls. Perfect!

I think Charlotte from SATC asked Harry, rather petulantly I thought, to put some pants on.

Now!

I've got a hairdryer in the sitting room (chronic lack of electric sockets)

It's the SHAPE of the wet patch that amuses me!!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Is all!

This is so much funnier than penisbeaker. Classics r us!

It's a fun thread, but hardly believable.

"The cat has just jumped on his lap I am now pissing myself as dh is making groaning sounds after having his ball pierced by a cat claw!!!!"

I am married to a ball hairdryer user... Though standing up in the bedroom rather than on the sofa...

Is there not...flappage?

Sorry, cringing too much to format properly.

"The cat has just jumped on his lap I am now pissing myself as dh is making groaning sounds after having his ball pierced by a cat claw!!!!"

How to make a woman choke on tea and flapjack. Thank you, OP!

So glad I opened this thread! Laughing me head off!
My DH will have a shower, come downstairs with just towel wrapped round his waist and sit on the sofa. After a while, he will flash his gentle men's veggies at me and inform me that he's very clean ...
This is foreplay round at Avondale

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Op and Daley - hilarious!

Love this thread and dp thinks I'm a weirdo lol

Lol. Maybe clean to the naked eyes. Sorry!

OMG I just fell about laughing! Gentleman's vegetables is priceless

The mental picture I have of a bloke hanging half off the sofa drying his bollocks with a hairdryer is hilarious.

the latest 'must have' hair gadget is that perfect curl thing from babyliss, a kind of barrel that just sucks up the hair and spits it out in a perfect curl.

yabu

what about sex?do you not ever have sex on the sofa?eat on there?

??????

Ha ha ha.

The only person in this house who uses a hairdryer is ds1(14) and has long hair, as far as I am aware he doesn't use it to dry his pubes but I am not sure I dare ask...I don't want to know!

I bet he paid for the sofa.