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to wonder why people don't just wash?

116 replies

curlew · 08/08/2013 09:50

So much easier and less painful than waxing or circumcising.

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WeAreEternal · 08/08/2013 09:52

I don't think it's about not washing.

Whothefuckfarted · 08/08/2013 09:52
Hmm
Tee2072 · 08/08/2013 09:55

Did you just equate hair removal with skin removal?!?!?

SoupDragon · 08/08/2013 09:56

goady fucker

LooplaLoopy · 08/08/2013 09:57

eh?

Birdsgottafly · 08/08/2013 10:00

Explain what not wanting body hair has got to do with washing?

Ignoring, as said that have a bit of your Penis chopped off is something entirely different and has a base in cultural practices.

CocacolaMum · 08/08/2013 10:03

Tee do you not regularly remove your skin? I like to pop mine on a 60 degree wash every now and again

WorraLiberty · 08/08/2013 10:05

I send my skin to the dry cleaners

Binkyridesagain · 08/08/2013 10:07

Circumsion is the removal of foreskin from, in the majority of cases, very young males who have no choice in the matter. And is mainly a cultural preference.

Hair removal tends to be a personal preference by the owner of said hair.

I don't know how you've managed to make a connection between the two

DontWannaBeObamasElf · 08/08/2013 10:07

I just hang mine on the line and bash it with a paddle.

Tee2072 · 08/08/2013 10:08

You know, I never thought of that!

Is it better to take it off in strips or try to get it all in one go, like when you peel an apple?

SPsTotallyMullerFuckingLicious · 08/08/2013 10:09

I feel like I need to comment but I have no clue what to say..

Are you high Curlew? Grin

I think because its apparently unclean to have a foreskin she thinks they could just wash it instead if hacking it off.

If I am right I am not high! Grin

Howstricks · 08/08/2013 10:09

Cocacola..do you not find it shrinks on a 60deg wash?

Binkyridesagain · 08/08/2013 10:11

I always use the easy iron option when washing mine. It reduces the wrinkles

AlpacaLunchYoubringyourbooster · 08/08/2013 10:30

Blush DH had his done as his widge grew too quickly for the foreskin

His DM took great delight in telling me this when I met her for the 1st time, we were at a meal and I was a wee bit tipsy and slurred "I wondered about that, but it makes sense to be fair it is a corker"

Cue Shock from around the table and sniggers from his Dad.

WHY did i say that? oh the shame.

curlew · 08/08/2013 10:31

Well, when people talk about pubic hair removal or circumcision on here, they always use hygiene as the first- and often the only- justification.So I thought I'd offer a cheap, easy painless alternative that many people appear not to have thought of.

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AlpacaLunchYoubringyourbooster · 08/08/2013 10:34

Am I missing something - do men have hair on their bell ends?
eh?

curlew · 08/08/2013 10:36

Yep- you're missing something! Grin

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AlpacaLunchYoubringyourbooster · 08/08/2013 10:39
Grin

Lots of hairy cocks here

WorraLiberty · 08/08/2013 10:53

I don't use hygiene as as my reason for hair removal and I've never felt the need to justify it either.

Tee2072 · 08/08/2013 10:57

I remove hair because the patriarchal overlords insist on it. Really.

curlew · 08/08/2013 10:58

Amendment- "almost always use hygiene as the first- and often the only- justification"

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WorraLiberty · 08/08/2013 10:59

I get the patriarchal overlords to remove mine for me Tee

You know, while I remove their foreskin with a Stanley knife

Tee2072 · 08/08/2013 11:04

Sounds mutually beneficial Worra.

ICBINEG · 08/08/2013 11:06

YANBU at all...

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