To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

[Salmotrutta]

I mean really .

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.

Bastards.

SP blasphemed. Casually!

Always think it's funny that so many sexual terms are thrown into the place of blasphemy.

Isn't it? I very nearly actually NC in real life. Now guess my real name

Smite is an utterly awesome word.

Please do trend it.

Whatevva that means.

Or do a twitter or summat.

Labial catkins.

Mumsnet. There's really nothing else like it, is there?

Gosh darn it! I said damn it, oh fiddlesticks, my language is become vile!

What a wally I am.

Wally?

Just say Nob.

Much betterer.

Usual That is why I dont curse. Its childish and I am very mature.

Oh shoot, I cant say that after I've already said fiddlesticks

Wasn't smite used by some man.

'I will smite thee'. Didn't someone shout that? Pretty famous or something. Or God

Eejits the lot of you

God was always up for a good old smite in the Old Testament.

Either that or he was being a gobshite...

It's very hard to fucking swear on an iPhone. If I read one more of my own posts that say 'ducking' instead of fucking, I'm going take myself outside and administer a swift kicking.

X-post!

Is "smote" really the past tense? I pondered on "smited".

Gobshite isn't swearing really though is it? My grandparents and great grandma affectionately call us that.

My dad used to say 'oh you gobshite, always fecking dropping stuff at ya arse' when ever we lost something.

Do it Couthy

Kick the crap out of that phone.

Or yourself.

Either is good.

I really really want to have the power of smiting !

That is my dream in life .

Maryz!!

God is a right bastard.

Those poor kids! All they did was say 'baldy'. Bit harsh

Apols to believers by the way.