To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

[Salmotrutta]

I mean really .

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.

Bastards.

Peter Andre, for example, is an unfortunate evolutionary aberration.

He was a glitch. I've tried apologising for that. That's what you are like, I'm just watching. I retired a long time ago so don't do much heavy lifting or manual labor. Just sit and watch everyone fight to the death.

YA arsing bollocking cunting dicking egging fucking goddamn honkey idiotic jackasskunting lardass motherfucking nutty orrible pissing queer rimjobbing shitty twatty unclefucking vjayjaying wanking xxxing yellow zebraing DNBU

Let it out there LuisGarcia!

Seeing as this is a sweary thread

Can I admit

Maryz

every time I see your name I sing. . . .

Oh Mary, why don?t you have some sense
Please do something to restore my confidence. . .

Even though you have lots of sense

(and I always wonder if your OH is called Frank?, though I hope not)

Oh yeah.

what does it say about me that my phone corrects "years" to "twats"

I like "fiddlesticks"

DH is trying to curb his usual Tourette's vocab in advance of our baby arriving and seems to have gone all retro with his replacements. So far this week we have had pecker head, turd & turkey!!! I think he should just start swearing again, it's getting embarrassing

Dd1s first word - at only 7 months - was bollocks. AIt was her only word for several weeks and she used it at every opportunity. We'd pick her up from nursery, she'd greet us with a happy cry of 'bollocks'! It was funny, true but it was also a bit embarrassing. DH had no problem telling everyone it was me she was copying. Have I changed my ways? Well.....no. But currently in this house our swear word of choice is Shtako (Voltan for shit) and our second choice word is Skrot (Swedish for crap/rubbish/waste). Just because we are bored of the normal words.

My DM who is vv religious , is offended by "blimey" as it originates from "Lord blind me". Apparently. When she's REALLY angry, she says "hells bells" under her breath. But this is a woman who actually says "gee whizz". She's such a prude, she visibly winced when I replied to her question about what surgery DS2 was having and I had to tell her it was on his willy. If I'd said it was on his dick, I'd have ended up calling an ambulance.

Thanks for "smite" had never heard of it and just used it in words with friends.

I agree... Fucks sake! Although i dont swear in front of my DS's which could be why DS1 said bloody 'eck the other day