To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

[Salmotrutta]

I mean really .

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.

Bastards.

Cool. DS is autistic and very rule-bound so we can't even say the the word, "gun" in conversation. We are not allowed to swear but he hasn't realised that, "bollocks" is. When he does, I will substitute, "drat".

11yo DD said "What the firetruck?" the other day, which made me laugh.

I think some people have to use twee words instead of swearing so that swearing doesn't come naturally.

Imagine an Infant school teacher opening a cupboard and something falls on their foot. They automatically shout, "Oh you cunt!!"

'I smite thee with thou feck and twunt,
Whatever's wrong with fuck and cunt?'

Good on you InLoveWithDavidTennant - is he in love with you though?

Yeah; fuck that.

Besides...a thoughtful and considered peppering of F-bombs demonstrates a true mastery of the English language, IMO.

I like a blimey TBH.

Fuck off ya bunch of fannies.

In Glasgow, i'm no(t) even sure we know what cussing is.

Aw fuck I just said 'what the jeff' on another thread.

I would die laughing if an infant teacher said "Oh you cunt" Worra.

I have to stifle my sweaty tendencies in front of pupils all day - so I let rip in the Staffroom, at home etc.

And namby-pamby "sugar" and "flip" make me want to pan folk.

real proper swearing is overused now so the impact is lessened

blimey, flippin eck, lordy

is nice

I do as well usual, and I don't use muppet and numpty half as much as I'd like to.

I like blimey too or blimey O'Reilly. Or Jesus Christ, as does 3yo DS

salmotrutter no but i blooming wish he was

lord alive is good

Shouldn't that be a bliley actually usual?

I say blimey a lot but it's never in place of a swear word

It's just something we say here in London

My mate started saying 'Door locks' instead of Bollocks

I took her outside and gave her a suitable kicking until she saw sense....

My Sweaty tendencies????

My sweary tendencies!!

Fucks sake.

I knew someone who said 'Crikey me'

She deserved a kicking Worra.

Quite right.

What does that even mean usual?

Spray or roll-on ?

My Kindle likes 'bliley' and ducking for fucking, and 'teat' for twat.

It has issues

You should shoot them with a motherflipping gun. OP.

Fuck off MrsV