To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

[Salmotrutta]

I mean really .

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.

Bastards.

Fucking smiting servants?!

Right shower of bastards those biblical types.

I'd 'ave them banged to rights. Bastards.

I'm smitten
Doesn't quite work in this context

Twazzock is a good word

Meant well?!?!

Bloody glad I'm an atheist,me.

God has a bit of a murderous streak in him!

Wouldn't like to piss him off. I will never call someone close to him a baldy anyway. That's what I learnt from that link!

That's someone who's let power go to their head

'I WILL SMITE THEE SALMO!!'

Oh shit, I will have to name change. I have obviously just outed myself now.

Plonker is not swearing, MaryZ.

Consider yourselves smitted.

Bally heck.

Oh, are you God then SP?

Delighted to meet you.

But can I just clarify a few things... Hmmm?

Oh well. I might as well now I'm outed. I am She. The all powerful and all seeing wonder. What do you wish to know mortal?

What the fuck are you playing at then God?

Buggering about with people? Eh?

What's your game?

Black holes came about after a acid trip experiment adventure. I only want good people to visit space. The ones I dont like I send the black hole to collect.

Salmo Have you ever played Sims? That's just like my job. Now tell me you don't enjoy it. I do apologise for Peter Andre though. I dont know what happened there. Possibly a glitch.

What about String Theory then? Eh?

And Schroedinger's Cat? Eh?

Answer me that.

Sims?

What the fuck is that?

I'm not very academic Salmo See when I was creating this world schools didn't exist. I just sort of winged it. I'm still winging now tbh, I actually have no clue as to what I am. I'm just watching and occasionally make it rain, snow etc. Quite an easy life, I've got my feet up just literally watching the world go by.

Are we just a big old Petri dish then?