To smite people who use inoffensive words instead of proper cussing?

[Salmotrutta]

I mean really .

"Oh, sugar"... Just say "Shit" - its so much better.

And "Flips sake" is nowhere near as satisfying as "Fucks sake!".

You'll thank me for it.

Bastards.

I dunno Salmo, made me laugh though

we called him crikey me,

Love a bit of 'smite'. Hell and eternal damnation to all the non swearers.

I must admit to enjoying a nit of retro Wodehousian slang too. 'It's a bally rum do'.

Oh yeah ouvrye.

Oh yeah.

That mother flipping thing is so righteous

What are they like...

I do find a growled "Arse!" very satisfying.

DS1 has picked up on my saying Bloody when I'm really really really really cross but can't stick to something more neutral without exploding. Sometimes, Fiddly Flowerpetals doesn't work.

I'm a nanny so avoid swearing at work. I say oh pants! On a regular basis. All of my charges have said it too. It's very cute coming from a 3 year old. Oh cunting fudge pants! Would not be.

I say 'Oh lordy' at home and my teenagers reply, 'What the fuck are you saying, mum?'

Oh how we cry laugh.

Arse is a good and satisfying word.

I love it.

For those it went whoosh on

I use blimey a lot.
I also say goodness and blinkin' Nora

But I'm also a complete and utter sweary fucker

Times and places, times and places

drinkyourmilk - wouldn't you like to say, just once, "I'm a fanny"?

Rather than "I'm a Nanny"?

No?

Yeah, yeah Gibber

Obvs.

I read on here that many teens say, "oh my days" and thought it sounded quite charming. Sadly my DD progressed straight to "fucking hell"

And who the fuck is Nora, actually?

Dunno but she fucking blinks a lot

She's the one who's always fucking Gordon Bennett. The slaahhhhhggg.

Cursing is vulgar. Why the Jeff would you want to use such unclean words?

Geez, all this f-wording this and c-wording that. Its too fudging much.

Oh my goodness, now you made me say fudging. Vulgar.

Or Pete.

Who is Pete in "For Pete's Sake"?

Why would I care about Pete?

I've never met him.

Or Gordon Bennett.

do you know that my auto correct used to correct my name to Labial Catkins? I dread to imagine what Labial Catkins actually are although I did have that varicose vulval thing when pregnant with DS2, so maybe that is of what it spaketh

Dont use Pete's name in vain! Dammit

I'm watchin' you Maryz...

Love "smite". I think we need to trend "smite". I shall begin tomorrow. Salmotrutta, you are a flexible and innovative genius of the vocabulary of exasperation.

Swearing is very chavvy , SP.

Labial Catkins???

WTAF?...

Labrial Catkins is a fine name.