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... to be tired of the Goady Fuckers?

370 replies

MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 10:00

Is it just me or has there been an increase in goady thread derailing in the last couple of weeks? It seems even the most innocuous of threads are being deliberately diverted by posters who only post offensive or ridiculous comments then refuse to back down.

Here's what I use MN for:

Fun
Support
Advice
Chat
Activism and feminism
Bloggers chat
Politics

Not to have arguments with Goady Fuckers who are sitting at home delighted to have got us all off topic.

A lot of threads I've been on in the past few days have been taken completely off topic or detailed. Have we been invaded MNHQ or is it the work of a couple of fuckwits individuals?

Who wants to join me in an Anti Goady Fucker Campaign?

I vote that when someone tries to derail a thread that we all ignore and do a mass report to MNHQ. They are fed up hearing from me in the past weeks.

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Thumbwitch · 31/01/2013 12:28

at poowillybum jokes - you're for it now, Olivia! Grin

MmeL, I know exactly the sort of GF you're on about and yes, they are an utter PITA.

I will do my levellest now to ignore and report, rather than rising even just the littlest bit (although I just had to on the latest one I saw)

Thumbwitch · 31/01/2013 12:37

And I've started with my new resolution - amazingly, the first thread after this one had two of the fuckers on it! Shock

MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 12:40

Floaty
GET OFF MUMSNET AND DO YOUR TAX RETURN

or I will follow you around the boards, writing bad bad haikus

(I love that one. Please please could MNHQ use that one for the next GF deletion, Olivia)

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Maryz · 31/01/2013 12:42

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Thumbwitch · 31/01/2013 12:42

Yeah Floaty! I did mine last night [smug] - you know you'll feel better when it's done.

Hullygully · 31/01/2013 12:46

You give good haiku floaty

BIWI · 31/01/2013 12:49

Floaty - I've paid my tax today.

GET OFF MUMSNET AND GO AND PAY IT!

intravenouscoffee · 31/01/2013 12:49

MN campaigns:

We believe you
Let girls be girls
Better miscarriage care (can't remember if this one has a proper title)
Down with Goady Fuckers.

I will start sending reports with GF in the comment box Grin

VenusRising · 31/01/2013 12:52

Hey!
Say knock knock..

Narked · 31/01/2013 13:15

Lovely.

Now pay your tax. I don't think HMRC accept haiku composition under special circumstances.

MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 13:19

We need a hashtag

#goadyfuckers should do it

I think Floaty should send a haiku with her tax return.

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neriberi · 31/01/2013 13:24

Every forum has goady fuckers, I used to frequent dance music forums and the goady fuckers on there are much much worse than MN. IMHO the MN goady fuckers are pretty tame by dance music forum standards...

BIWI · 31/01/2013 13:57

I can't imagine that the Goady Fuckers are really full of joy, are they?

FloatyBeatie · 31/01/2013 14:12

I have PAID MY TAXES!! So now my soul is much too light for poetry.

Am reporting the Inland Revenue to MNHQ, though, for being goady fuckers.

BIWI · 31/01/2013 14:17
Grin
amillionyears · 31/01/2013 14:32

Problem is, some of us dont notice the goads. So carry on posting.
and I presume MN will not allow someone to shout "goad"?

Pagwatch · 31/01/2013 14:44

Well done floaty.

ArbitraryUsername · 31/01/2013 14:47

I'm not sure my soul would feel light of I'd just paid my taxes all in one go. I don't even bother looking at the gross pay bit on my pay slips. It would just be too depressing. Never mind the bit that tells me cumulatively how much tax I've paid that year... Denial is the way forward (for those of us who have the luxury of not having to do our own taxes).

Pandemoniaa · 31/01/2013 14:48

Could we have a goadyfucker smiley thing? Like a biscuit but much less palatable?

FloatyBeatie · 31/01/2013 14:51

Thank you pag.

Arbitrary, I don't pay very much and I make sure I've got a lump sum in the current account for it at the right time of year. It is really depressing, actually, how little I pay -- since it reminds me of how little i earn.

Still, even a very small payment entitles me, as a respectable taxpayer, to go and goady fuck on all the benefits threads. GrinWink

BIWI · 31/01/2013 15:01

Hmm. Turning Goady Fucker into a verb. I'm liking your work, Floaty.

BIWI · 31/01/2013 15:02

To boldly goady fuck where no-one has goady fucked before ...

Maryz · 31/01/2013 15:05

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Pandemoniaa · 31/01/2013 15:07

Or "did you mean to sound like a GF?"