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... to be tired of the Goady Fuckers?

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MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 10:00

Is it just me or has there been an increase in goady thread derailing in the last couple of weeks? It seems even the most innocuous of threads are being deliberately diverted by posters who only post offensive or ridiculous comments then refuse to back down.

Here's what I use MN for:

Fun
Support
Advice
Chat
Activism and feminism
Bloggers chat
Politics

Not to have arguments with Goady Fuckers who are sitting at home delighted to have got us all off topic.

A lot of threads I've been on in the past few days have been taken completely off topic or detailed. Have we been invaded MNHQ or is it the work of a couple of fuckwits individuals?

Who wants to join me in an Anti Goady Fucker Campaign?

I vote that when someone tries to derail a thread that we all ignore and do a mass report to MNHQ. They are fed up hearing from me in the past weeks.

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LaQueen · 31/01/2013 11:34

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 31/01/2013 11:39

Have you noticed that the initial of Goady Fuckers also relates to SWMNBM?

Coincidence?

[Phoebe face]

LifeofPo · 31/01/2013 11:40

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SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 11:41

Took mw ages to work out how anyone could goadily fuck (or fuckily goad?) About a vacuum cleaner (vax)

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MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 11:44

Think it would be fuckily goad.

Yes, I noticed the abbreviation was the same as SWMNBN.

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JustAHolyFool · 31/01/2013 11:45

ANY eyebrow LaQueen ?

Wink
bunchamunchycrunchycarrots · 31/01/2013 11:45

Ignoring only helps if we all recognise this type of trolling.

So true. Don't want to fall foul of the Talk Guidelines, but there is one, recurrent, goader who draws people in every time she posts, and it ends up with people being sucked into feeding her agenda, despite having being banned several times over already. MNHQ do what they can, but unfortunately not everyone does ignore, and so the whole cycle repeats itself.

I don't know what the answer is tbh. Other than report & ignore, but it doesn't seem enough somehow.

JustAHolyFool · 31/01/2013 11:46

In all seriousness, I am sick of people fuckily goading on the feminist threads. It is rare you can get a decent chat going on there without someone going "but it's not faaaaaaaaair, I want to sleep with prostitutes" or whatever the fuck they're going on about.

ArbitraryUsername · 31/01/2013 11:46

This is MN, I think people could gladly fuck with a thread about vacuum cleaners. Some people have very strong views about such things. Surprisingly so!

manicbmc · 31/01/2013 11:49

I have a very strong feeling about my vacuum cleaner... I feel it is clogged and that I shall have to disassemble the damn thing to get it sucking again.

SPBInDisguise · 31/01/2013 11:49

Fool, but those women are all small businesswomen who earna squillion pounds a year and go home after their incredibly short shiftf laughing don't you know.

Pagwatch · 31/01/2013 11:49

It is amazing what people get incredibly worked up about.

I think I sometimes struggle along the line between goady fucker and just really thick and combative.
It's a challenge.

JustAHolyFool · 31/01/2013 11:53

Yes SPB obviously I KNOW that, I just hate sex so I want everyone to be a big old feminist prude like me.

And yes, I DO have a dried-up old fanny. Now can everyone stop being so nubile?

sob

MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 11:54

You've got to watch those vacuum cleaner threads. They always turn into nasty bunfights. Generally Miele vs Henry - almost as contentious as ff vs bf

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manicbmc · 31/01/2013 11:57

I should be okay. I have a Vax. And have no idea about these things as I am a slattern who only bought that model because it was half price. Grin

LaQueen · 31/01/2013 11:59

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OliviaMumsnet · 31/01/2013 12:09

Right then, thanks for raising this MmeLindor

To all of you

Any fucker poster you think might be goading?
Please please please report to us.

It takes about 1.5 secs to report a thread.

It makes not a jot of difference who reports (i.e. we don't get sick of folk reporting) but please do it.

We may not get back to you straight away and obviously goading may take a bit longer to look into as opposed to whether a post contains a personal attack but if we don't know about it we certainly can't do anything to stop it.

You don't need to type an essay in the comments box - we don't mind acronyms or just "hmm" or "goading?" or "Wtf?!"

Or you can tell us a joke in the comments box if you like.

Hope this helps.
Thanks as ever
Peace and Love
OliviaMN

Pagwatch · 31/01/2013 12:11

Olivia should prepare for a tidal wave of wtf reports.

I am so going to 'wtf' report in future. So pithy!

manicbmc · 31/01/2013 12:13

'Gets knock knock joke book from the shelf and blows off cobwebs' Grin

HesterBurnitall · 31/01/2013 12:15

It's not about dissenting opinions, Floaty, they've always been around. The goady fuckers do it on purpose, they aren't trying to express a viewpoint, they're trying to fuck with the flow of conversation and the dynamic of whatever site they're playing on.

Some are single interest fuckers who are trying to disrupt for a reason, like the MRA trolls who see themselves as a crack team shutting down feminist debate online or the political astroturfers who are employed to seed ideas and to try and manage the parameters of the debate online.

The rest are just flat out trolls and being a goady fucker is where it's at when it comes to keeping themselves entertained.

Dissenting opinions are fine, they're the lifeblood of any decent forum. Goady fuckers are disingenuous, they're interacting with other posters in a manipulative fashion and in pursuit of their own agenda. Whether they're pathetic or sinister, they have a negative affect on forums.

Narked · 31/01/2013 12:15

I'm withholding jokes until we get a haiku deletion message.

MmeLindor · 31/01/2013 12:16

Sorry for adding to your workload, Olivia.

I think tell a joke reports is a great idea. I will get DS to help me. Sure MNHQ would love his poo-willy-bum jokes.

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OliviaMumsnet · 31/01/2013 12:20

@MmeLindor

Sorry for adding to your workload, Olivia.

I think tell a joke reports is a great idea. I will get DS to help me. Sure MNHQ would love his poo-willy-bum jokes.

Oh god.
Can open. Worms Everywhere.

FloatyBeatie · 31/01/2013 12:24

Haiku deletion message a good idea. How about:

This thread deleted
Because hairs that warm hands will
Chill chat's gentle heart

FloatyBeatie · 31/01/2013 12:27

(The last date on which you can submit your tax return is the very best day of the year for writing haiku instead.)

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