To refuse to take 3 points on my licence for speeding when I wasn't the driver

[hmc]

....because that's called perverting the course of justice and if found out it attracts a custodial sentence

I have a clean licence. They have a lot of points and need to drive for their job

Buy you dinner? That'll do it. Sure. I've never eaten dinner before. What's it like?

If you are breaking the law while driving doesn't it tend to invalidate your insurance?

I love the The Tale of the Australian Speeding Judge.

I'm sure he will enjoy it too!