Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

Were talking ducks now, why, have all the naughty male ones complained.

Ah screw it, just pop yerself into the oven will ya?

Many thanks to those who reported this thread to us.

Can we please remind you all of our Talk guidelines ?

Please do bear in mind how difficult this ducking business can be, and if there's one thing all of us could do with, it's some moral support.

Can't see the link to guidelines HelenMumsnet

Don't you know how to do links?? It's really very easy.

Helen thumbwitch is pickin on me cos I carnt be arsed to tipe proply it ain't fayre

-right I'm off to have lunch all this talk of buns is making me hungry--

Male ducks are rapists Helen! They are evil. I feel a Mumsnet campaign coming on. "Don't fuck a duck" and "Murder a Mallard Today!"

Oi HelenMumsnet - I was going to post here - I told you I would, you trying to make me look stoopid?

The ducks are fucked.

I'm mentally disturbed by the images of gang raping male ducks. I need some support

Oooo, ooo!! She started it, Miss Helen, not me - with her texty stuff!

Ooooh, mumsnet bunfight.

Look, MNHQ fight!

I'm not playing with you anymore thumbwitch you're mean!

Now now Rebecca and Helen give me all the gin and go and sit on the norty step!

RebeccaMN, did you mean to be so rude?

Shit. I just got batted.

OP I think you should try walking a mile in everyone's shoes before you post on here ever again, about anything.

Been there thumbwitch if I let you be my friend again please let me stay, don't send me back there :(

plus I like swearing sometimes and don't do tickers

fucky fucky fucky little ducky
fucky fucky fucky and then plucky
fucky fucky fucky little ducky
you fucking raping evil little scum!

I have no eyebrows. They are overplucked like a female ducks rear end.

Their was a male duck,
who liked a lot of fucks,
Rhubarb saw him,
swigged some gin
then shot him and had him for din.

Ah g'wan then littlemiss - I wouldn't do that to you! no more of your txtspk, though, y'hear?

Where's the OP gone?

yy, I did