Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

it's all i have to live for

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^ thread now rated 18 due to full frontal nudity

Has every naice middle-class mum in Uk taken leave if their senses? Is crack on offer in Sainsburys?

What is going on?!

This is me asking what did I miss and begging for a PM.

Oh, usual, if you get a PM will you please PM me too.

I neeeeed to know about the ducks.

Sorry Brian it's gone too far now. usual sleeps with the fishes.

"usual sleeps with the fishes"

That's a terrible lie ... I have it on very good authority that badgers are more her thing.

Hag your back, why hello. Explain yourself missus.

I don't sleep with fishes,what a load of pollocks

yabbadabbba, it's all about Platonic ideals, innit. Possibly fully realized only when OliviaMumsnet deletes it with one of her witty explanations

This is me trying really hard to not give away that me and the last five posters are actually sleeper agents from Fathers for Justice here to undermine mothers by switching their naice ham for horse meat.

and slipping up by dropping my spider man costume out of my bag and going off on a random tangent about how Mumsnet hates menz

Helen and Rebecca have disappeared do you think they are scrapping in the car park!

This post is to ask... What about the wasp??? Someone tell me about the wasp!...

This is the one where I've started drinking and am not rely paying ate shun to my typing on my iPad anymre but am gng to add a pet among oh.

So thre!

Maryz killed the threa-ead!

oops...

This is a mention of mitmoo that will be deleted within 20 seconds...

What we need right now is TalcandTurnips to do one of her smiley diagrams then we've got the full house :)

Talc graced this thread with presence earlier, Sunnywithshowers. Scroll back to 18:41:17.

D'oh!

This is a post caused by the thread being mentioned in the weekly round up saying that I can't believe how first world problem this all is and don't you know how insensitive you are all being?

You are all cunts