Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

What do you mean Chickens?

.

This is me marking my place like the lazy cah I am

Was there an OP? I didn't notice an OP, did you notice an OP yabba?

You fucking with me duck?
Are you fucking with me?
Cause if you're fucking with me I'll turn you pate. Duck.

helen are you going to let her talk to you like that?

OMG now everyone's raping ducks

That is just sick.

This is the post where I gratuitously call everyone a CUNT just for the sake of it.

Nope just duck talk on ere.

Run duck, quick.
Here i come with my dick.
Quack, Quack, Run Run,
Let;s go and have some fun
This thread is about a bun,

Rhubarb, not if he is a male duck. Now he knows what it feels like.

Will no one think of the goats?

I hear goats like wine and choc, so if you all send them to me I can feed them!

Baa Baa goat,
Where is ya coat,
I left it on a boat
when i ate my oat.

Now now rebecca were you thinking of the goats whilst you were goading helen?

Were you? < stern look >

@FairyJen

Now now rebecca were you thinking of the goats whilst you were goading helen?

Were you? < stern look >

Helen, smelen.

[i'm going to get fired]

This is me managing to suggest that the OP somehow insulted people on benefits

and then going to bloody bed because it really is time!

Arf!

But the goats!!!

Nah, she was only goating her.

Don't tell me that goats go in for gang rape too. That would be too much!

well they are quite horny..

ba-boom tish!

Everybody is completely and utterly wrong about everything and to prove my point I'LL WRITE IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND USE 12 !!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll read the thread now.

This is a post asking for this to go into Classics

(no, really, Classics please?)

This is me joining in hours after the party started while wearing a clock of invisibility

Oh. Good. Comedy autocorrect. [wince]

You should change your name to DuckFanny you wouldn't be invisible then.

I want an invisibility cloak but I can never find the shop

Zombie looks at Helen and Rebecca.

Shakes head sadly.

Zombie was afraid we'd drive them over the edge one day...