Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

This is me posting having not read ANY of the thread!

helen and Rebecca have looked at inbox, looked at abiu and decided if you cant beat them join them

I want to shout DUCK FANNY FART very loudly.

I might do that when I go to pick ds up now. I'll just shout it randomly outside the school gates. That'll show 'em.

Bloody pheasant fuckers.

Cor blimey, who'd have thought it.

Apparently, male ducks can also shed and regrow their tackle ducknetweb.blogspot.co.uk/2010/08/if-you-dont-use-it-you-lose-itducks.html

Yes yes, but have we decided what kind of buns yet please?

And there's a type of octopus that has a detachable penis that swims off to look for lady octopuses. www.lifeslittlemysteries.com/1188-weird-strange-animal-penises.html

Ducks? Pah!
Chickens can sex-change
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-12906196

Duck buns with some Hoison sauce.

Now I'm telling ICBINEG to rtft before posting.

The fight seems to have gone quiet so thought I'd add a vague YABVVU to see if it gets going again. X

ZOMBIE THREAD

Has anyone asked about the t-rex arms yet?

I killed the thread, for that i apoligise.

yabbadabba I thought it was me with the bizarre animal penis links

But back to the OP - she still hasn't answered my questions. Is it 'cause I isn't MN royalty?

This is me bigging up my own importance by saying I am de-lurking to offer support to the ducks by telling them that most solicitors offer a free half hours advice and they should contact the CAB for benefits advice in a slightly patronising way.

The ducks are all dead. Rhubarb murdered them.

This is someone coming in and telling all the other posters that if the OP was a man, they'd have received a much harsher response.

This is me posting

OP, OP, oooooooohhhh peeeeeee where are you?

Too slowly to notice that the OP in fact came back about 6 posts ago.

So of you love snow?

This is me rejoining the thread several hours later and asking what I've missed because I can't be arsed to read it all.

This is me rejoining the thread several hours later to ask "What have I missed then?"

This is a post to say "Oops sorry x-posted with Poppy

rhubarb murdered the op too as she mistook her for a quaking duck.

Quacking although I'm sure she was quaking too.