Bunfight

[HagofBeare]

This is a slightly goady post on an emotive topic.

littlemisssunny - I am professionally offended by your post.

I have reported it.

This has been done a million times before.

What is the difference between a bun and a bap?

getting your baps one thing, getting your buns out is quite another!

Why didn't you start this thread on the insert name of any other random topic topic?

You will get more relevant responses.

In other words, piss off.

My eyes hurt from the lack of paragraphs.

Haven't read the thread but YABVVVVVU

Makes self-righteous point

followed by

Runs around flapping wings. This is quackers.

This is me saying I stalked PM'd the OP to make sure she was OK and made her give me her mobile number so I can post tidbits of info here

Honestly some threads are just wrong for so many reasons these days this thread has offended me deeply.
I forgot about

and it makes me want to go to the bakers all the time to buy a cream cake. the thread not the just stop it please yaabvu imo btw!

I shall now be hiding this thread as it offensive on so many levels.

got the little ducky bastard!

Falls quacking with legs in the air. Quack, quack qua....................

I'm gunna reply wiv txt spk cos I no u all luv it Hun and shit spelin and no paragrafs or grama

that was really hard to type because of autocorrect

LilMisSuny well ard tryin t do shrt txt wen u av auto corect! Text tlk does me ed in! Cnt undastand it reli. Fink sum txt typas need elp m8

makes some gratuitously offensive comment about people who can't write properly these days

Also, having just read a very long & detailed OP in which someone is pouring their heart out about something dreadful and actually very serious for them I shall see fit to make the following comment as the first post:

One word. Paragraphs.

Because I don't give a shit about anyone else.

Are you young OP?

thumbwitch is u saying I is fick or sommat? Peraps I shud report u?

Damn you, bran, now I am seriously craving cinnamon scones from a wee café in Holywood, NI, and I am in the wrong fucking country. Couldn't you be more sensitive to emigrants from their native regions with bun withdrawal. Just thoughtless .

Ouch, if i was a bloke that would make me wince, but i aint so carry on. I fancy a bit of roast duck too.