"Graham first started breastfeeding the "runt of the litter and underweight" Spider when the pug started licking the teat of the bottle she had filled to breastfeed her son... And the rest is rather bizarre history."
That sentence makes no sense. How can you breastfeed someone with a bottle. The whole story is a "point and laugh at the freaks" one, and I'm guessing she;s in it for the dosh.