to fancy Jeremy Clarkson?

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He is hot!

yea he kinda is

Oh God help me, I do too. I feel so dirty. But that's kind of good, right?

Oh god you freaks!!!

WTAF?

YABU

Jeez

I'd do James May

Bleurgh. Honestly, yuck. I think if he seemed like a nice guy, the looks would be secondary, but to me he acts like a twat.

However, of course YANBU! Why would you be? Beauty, eye, beholder and all that..

Ewwww. YABU!

James May?!!!

If Richard Hammond wasn't so short, I'd do him twice

Get to your gp as soon as possible and tell them exactly how you feel. I doubt you'll ever be right in the head but maybe some medication will stop you admitting such a foul thing in public.

YABVVU or you badly need a trip to the optician

Boak. I really feel ill. I've met him, and he's even worse in real life y'know.

Women who fancy any of those three but especially Clarkson should be comitted.

JC isn't the sort of bloke I'd dribble over but he's does have a certain something

You'd only be able to do something very, very Vanilla with James May. He blushes at even being hugged.

Isn't it that alpha male thing? Arrogant, tall, a bit deviant......... the fact that he's a total twunt kind of adds to it.

disclaimer I would absolutely NOT do him IRL, even if I were single and had a pre-kids body

I would. I'd do them all! It's the supreme arrogance and fast driving....swoooon

Trying to put me off him?

You'd only be able to do something very, very Vanilla with James May. He blushes at even being hugged.

those are the very worst sort

What the actual fuck is wrong with you people?

You all must be pissed and wearing beer goggles

I am no longer ashamed of my crushes!

JC comes down to base instinct though. As you say, Alpha male, who the hell would look twice at a metrosexual primped and plucked? Keep your Beckhams of this world, they make my skin crawl.

Jumping, I'd do james may too...

And I don't think either of them are knobbish, I find them both very likeable. If Hammond were taller he'd do too

and for the record, I'm stone cold sober

Not a patch on David Cameron though. I really fancy him.

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