to fancy Jeremy Clarkson?

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He is hot!

Spoilsport Glitter :(

boris johnson?? david cameron?????? now that's unreasonable. jeremy clarkson? yep, unreasonable.

Oh my goodness, I would rather eat my own eyeballs that have the unfortunate experience of having Jeremy Clarkson sweating and dribbling on top of me. Can you just imagine what his cum face would be like?

U mgh secretly did you HAVE to?!

Good grief this thread is like the 7th layer of hell. You're all insane.

I said this last year.

I'd do all 3.

But not at once

WRONG. This thread is 50 shades of utter, bloody WRONG.

I'm going to have nightmares.

Everyone on this thread is being VVV U

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap then do the sexuals with these people

sponsored = the voice of reason.

Ugh, ugh and ugh.
This thread is all kinds of wrong and so is the mere thought of fancying any of the Top Gear twunts.
YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU and frankly, unsavoury.

Fancying JC takes self-loathing to new depths. Mariana Trench kind of depths. Though as I used to have quite a thing for Boris Becker I am perhaps not one to talk.

You just know he has really droopy bollocks. That is why he wears those jeans.

Imagine them, flapping away, banging your butt cheeks.

Just imagine.

OK, how do we feel about Adrian Chiles? I suspect I may be the only one. It has been posited before that I am some kind of troll, but it is true. He is my one and only (apart from Elvis Costello and Kid Creole),
Rips 4 Ade
4 ever
2gether
4 years
2 come

Jeremy Clarkson?

Each to their own, so YANBU.

I have a crush on Richard Hammond and I'm in no position to judge!

nap you're sick.

I think JC would be very good at the sexuals.

I just knew
I should have hidden this thread back at page one.

these are not things you should read over breakfast!!

ha ha ha nap you're so right

FFS! I didn't actually realise the depth of the depravity on MN. Thats it I have to burn internet.

Lmao

Oh yuck. Although allegedly he has not found it hard to find women who agree with you OP.

PMSL at 50 shades of wrong - so true!!

I bet Adrian Chiles has hairless, shiney butt cheeks. Grim.

And much as Boris Becker does nothing for me, he is certainly less unattractive now than when he was at the height of his game