to fancy Jeremy Clarkson?

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He is hot!

Why os David Cameron kissing THAT woman on C4 now?

Who is she? Kissing my man..
!

If you get a gold medal for swimming you can kiss him too.

Not unreasonable, but definitely unhinged :)

:(

pot belly
knock knees
no arse
brillo pad hair
double chin

.....yes YABVVVVVVVU !!

I would, but then he once saved my life

Oh Yes, my life and the lifelong happiness of the current MrCatsmamma is all down to dear dear Jeremy.

He once announced on one of his car type programmes that " should you ever have the misfortune to lose a tyre at speed the one thing that will kill you is braking hard"
..or something along those lines.

And one day some eejit dropped his exhaust in the outside lane of the dual carriageway and helpfully left it there for us all to drive around, and the car in front of me clipped it and sent it under my wheels, front tyre big thud, nasty bang, and all I hear is Jezza's voice "do NOT brake, do NOT brake!"

Obv I did not die, and I

Have you written to thank him Catsmamma? That sounds terrifying.

it was a bit.

I never thought about writing! I do defend him whenever I can to make up for it!

Were you on your own?

I've met Hammond & James May & have to say that Hammond has the body of a weedy teenage boy. And James May doesn't!!! I was really surprised at just how small RH was

"I'd rather rim Paul Daniels than snog David Cameron" squoosh

Dear MNHQ,

Please, please let this quote make the talk round up. It would make me happy forever.

Lots of love, me

I'm undecided about JC but I do fancy fucking David Cameron...hard up the Gary Glitter with a strap-on, whilst grabbing his hair and shoving his face into the pillow. Hell yeah!