to fancy Jeremy Clarkson?

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He is hot!

I'd rather rim Paul Daniels than snog David Cameron.

I draw the line at David Cameron, but Boris Johnson.... what I couldn't do with a bottle of baby oil, a baby of mini marshmallows and a hard bristle hair brush just isn't worth thinking about. Boris is an utter sex god, and I think I should legally get at least 1/2 an hour with him on account of voting for him

Lol degutastic

YABU, he's fucking rank

I certainly see the sick twisted and wrong appeal of Call Me Dave for some thoroughly vile Tory-tinged mischief.

now you're really talking, Jumping

Just so I don't sound like a sex-mad loon, Paul Daniels does nothing for me

It is the power driving thing!! I would do the lot of them. Also got a lot to do with humour, they are very funny and that is such a turn on!

I wouldn't mind fucking David Cameron, he seems intent on fucking the rest of us.

I'm really short, I'll have Hammond if no one wants him

AKiss

For the love of god! Is the thread a joke! Honestly I think you need to go get some help! YAB very U!

although I agree about David Cameron but would never disclose this in the real world!

Dear me! Yabu, he's a prize pillock. A complete sulky man child. He's not arrogant he's just a sulky and very childish.

After the effing rain and snow I don't believe in global warming either.

Global climate change, but not global warming

YABVVVVVVVU

YABVU!!! He is vile!!

Whilst Clarkson states such views in his columns and in public appearances, his public persona does not necessarily represent his personal views, as he acknowledged whilst interviewing Alastair Campbell saying "I don't believe what I write, any more than you (Alastair Campbell) believe what you say

A good journalist provokes thought and yes at times, outrage.

I still would. Lol

I love Jeremy Clarkson AND Boris Johnson. (I am a sucker for a man who makes me laugh. )

Right, if any of you lot ever appear on a sporn thread and diss the sporners, I will out you.

I don't know what sporn is

SPot pORN, degutastic.

JC does make me laugh, but on another level he makes me barf

BJ I bet is great fun in bed

I think a little bit of sick just came up!!

Backing away from the thread now....

I'd rather have a root canal

Even if he were a lentil weaving hippy, he'd still be a ageing middle-aged man with a bad haircut and beer gut.