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to fancy Jeremy Clarkson?

113 replies

SoleSource · 02/09/2012 20:34

He is hot!

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MigratingCoconuts · 02/09/2012 21:12

I would much rather watch erupting puss heads than have sex with any of these men!!

JumpingThroughMoreHoops · 02/09/2012 21:13

raspberry he is paid to write outrageous pieces. I put outrageous comments on some threads to see if any one takes the bait.

Outrageous comments provoke debate - IMHO a good thing coz we get it all out in the open (what ever the it of the day is).

Clarkson is funny, but that sort of funny when you know he's piss taking by playing to a stero type. I'd hate to think that there were actually people out here that nodded sagely and thought he was right.

pumpkinsweetie · 02/09/2012 21:15

James May is much nicerBlush & of course Richard Hammon but jeremy Clarkson is kind of hot Blush

Mrsjay · 02/09/2012 21:17

Oh for the love of god seriously Oh he is a cretin each to their own and all that but

Mrsjay · 02/09/2012 21:18

but he is an arsehole as soon as he opens his mouth Hmm

JumpingThroughMoreHoops · 02/09/2012 21:18

JC is the thinking womans Victor Meldrew Grin

Mrsjay · 02/09/2012 21:21

JC is the thinking womans Victor Meldrew

OKAY THEN Hmm

I will give you funny I love topgears challenges they are hysterical but JC sexy no never

EugenesAxe · 02/09/2012 21:21

No... you can fancy who you like. He's not everyone's cup of tea but so what? He has self-assurance and confidence and that's very attractive in a man (to a lot of people anyway).

Sparklingbrook · 02/09/2012 21:28

POWER!!!!!!

dontpetthesweatythings · 02/09/2012 21:34

Jumping - that is exactly what I think. Jez over beckham anyday. If you take longer to pluck your eyebrows than me..well..you shouldn't be plucking the damn things!

My mum fancies D.Cam. Blushes at the mention of him.

madmomma · 02/09/2012 21:39

B O A K

HeadfirstOverTheHighJump · 02/09/2012 21:58

The thread title alone made me shudder. Yes, YABmassivelyU Shock

DontForgetTheLightAlesLawrence · 02/09/2012 22:00

Yes, yes you are hugely unreasonable, and weird.

CrapBag · 02/09/2012 22:02

I wouldn't do Clarkson but I do like him a lot. What you see is what you get, he really makes me laugh.

I would do Hammond, don't give a toss that he is short. Grin

Iggly · 02/09/2012 22:03

There's nothing "alpha" about JC unless you covet balding pot belly idiot genes Hmm

TiggyD · 02/09/2012 22:04

Kill yourself. This thing you have mustn't be allowed to spread.

squoosh · 02/09/2012 22:08

I don't see him as an alpha male either.

I see him as a Little Englander.

madmomma · 02/09/2012 22:09

Grin @ kill yourself

JumpingThroughMoreHoops · 02/09/2012 22:12

Now see - an amusing light hearted thread.

ViviPru · 02/09/2012 22:14

Jumping Yay - we can do it!

SoleSource · 02/09/2012 22:25

He is a real man.

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Glitterknickaz · 02/09/2012 23:21

oh to send him a link to this on twitter Grin

SoleSource · 02/09/2012 23:23

Hi Jeremy I love you xxxx

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Glitterknickaz · 02/09/2012 23:24

I didn't by the way but it would be funneeee Grin

TheDoctrineOfEnnis · 02/09/2012 23:27

Smirking at Tiggy.

Not for me OP. Blouson, least erotic word ever.