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oh fucking well nob off!

163 replies

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 21/06/2012 14:53

Fuck off.

Thank You.

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Tugboat · 21/06/2012 14:56

YANBU

I would like the cunting dog next door to fuck off !!!

LeB0F · 21/06/2012 14:56

And how shall we fucking well nob off, oh Honey?

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 21/06/2012 14:57

either or is fine Grin

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FiftyShadesofConfused · 21/06/2012 15:02

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MrsHelsBels74 · 21/06/2012 15:11

I'd like the rain to fuck right off

MissTapestry · 21/06/2012 15:54

I pity you. All of you.

It's because you have no faith

HTH

Grin
LineRunner · 21/06/2012 15:58

Yes, could this pissing rain actually just fuck off.

TheVermiciousKnid · 21/06/2012 15:59

What's with all the swearing?! If you can't post nicely, why don't you

just

fuck

off!

madmouse · 21/06/2012 15:59

I would love to fuck off for a bit

somewhere solitary with streams and mountains would do

ExitPursuedByABear · 21/06/2012 16:01

I can't be arsed to fuck off.

StealthPolarBear · 21/06/2012 16:01

Not opened the no faith box ticking thread, is that one too

ItsallGreektome · 21/06/2012 16:01

Loves how other people can put my thoughts into words

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:01

I just want myself to fuck off. I'm fucking myself right off right now.

FairhairedandFrustrated · 21/06/2012 16:01

Just a fuck would be nice. It's been ages. lowers tone

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 21/06/2012 16:02

June can fuck off the fucking beast!

And chlorinated swimming pools, there is a fucking limit to how wet I'm prepared to get during daylight hours and I've exceeded it - and I still have to walk the puppy.

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TheVermiciousKnid · 21/06/2012 16:02

The rain has just fucked off here. It's lovely and sunny. So ... ner.

CeliaFate · 21/06/2012 16:02

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HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 21/06/2012 16:03

Knid, I post fucking lovely posts thank you, so fuck off.

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ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:03

Fuck of with your fucking puppy Envy

TheVermiciousKnid · 21/06/2012 16:03

Fuck off, madmouse. Those are my mountains and streams. Angry All of them.

LentillyFart · 21/06/2012 16:04

Something here that you might like OP

Fuck Off

ViviPru · 21/06/2012 16:04

off OFF OFF

fucks sake fuck off fingers

TheVermiciousKnid · 21/06/2012 16:04

Oh, you fuck off right into your Lederhosen and out again, Honeydragon. Angry

pictish · 21/06/2012 16:05

Dearie me OP - are you sad because you have no faith? Sad
I can only imagine how small that must make you feel.
Aw.

madmouse · 21/06/2012 16:06

Fuck the lederhosen