oh fucking well nob off!

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Fuck off.

Thank You.

I wouldn't worry about the original purpose of the thread, Purity. If it was meant to be a general fuck the fuck off thread, fine. If Honeydragon had a more specific purpose in mind, just tell her to fuck off to Fucksville.

I don't think I have ever been so fucking wet as I was this morning after mucking out the horse and walking the dog.

FUCK OFF RAIN.

Stupid fuckers.

FUCK OFF FACEBOOK FUCKING PETTY RUNTS

Fucking, cunting, Alfa Romeo driving wankers

Fuck right off

I can't help you.

You are rude, ignorants nobs.

Now fuck off.

I want the bills on top of my fridge to fuck off. And not fucking come back!!!

Purity you were half right, I decided we all needed a safe place to vent about the invading forces of twattishness in the world that are trying to bring us all down. On the outside I am reason. On the inside I roar

Fuck Off you fucking MuntMoomin

and stab them in the forehead with Peter Andres big shiny orange cock.

:o Honey!

My first ever 'spat at screen laughing'!

Oh, I'm in such a fuck off mood.
I walked my dog today up the hill, down by the gate and then on to the shop.
Except there's a fucking triathlon on in my tiny Highland village, and I've never seen so many people here in my whole fucking life, apart from fucking Oxford Street.
And to jogging woman, I apologised to you when he jumped up, but after your mutterings I'm glad I told you to fuck off.
I couldn't even walk along the pavement, because all your fucking cars were on it.
I know it's just one weekend but my dog is nervous around hordes of people, he fucking lives here you don't.
So fuck off again.

This could be long:-

Fuck off weather
Fuck off Isle of wight festival (i am going on holiday tomorrow i expect a fucking clear carriageway [stern])
Fuck off petty cow at the school who accused me of excluding her DD from my DDs party because it is on the day she goes on holiday
Fuck off Barclays bank who are harrassing us over fucking £60 of mortgage arrears - and your "representative" that pitched up outside my fucking house to "help sort things out" can fuck off to the other side of fuck too.
Fuck off Bills
Fuck off pain in the arse jack russel who is mithering me for a fucking walk, i will fucking take you when im fucking ready you runty little fucker i im busy (obviously!) Oh and fucking farting while sat on my lap is only going to make me put you in the fucking back garden!
FUCK OFF TOOTHACHE i have too much fucking going on just now for this shit - ok!!!

DS, I really love you but please will you fuck right off with your tantrums. In case you haven't fucking noticed, there is a fucking hurricane happening out-fucking-side. We are NOT going to the fucking beach. I don't care if you think I'm a fucking poo-head.

Just fuckkkkkkkk offffffffffffffff you twat

Fuck off Cat, it's not my fault it's fucking raining you stupid meowing fucker

Just piss off and stop fucking belittling people and thinking you know everything.

You are a massive twat, actually.

Pinickity, petty, judgy cunts CUNT OFF FUCKING CUNTS

Ds

Stop deciding you need a shit when I am attempting 5 fucking minutes in the bath.

You hold it in a school, kindly hold it in whilst I am bathing.

Fucker.

Natwest can fuck off too because I haven't been paid due to their problems.

A huge

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to anything and anyone that is fucking any of you off tonight

all round

Well really!!

... not really

Can I say Piss Off instead? I like Piss Off.

Piss Off everyone who parks on the pavement.

You are nincompoops.

Steady on ,Salmo

Steady on nothing usual

There is a special place in hell for pavement-parkers.

Oh yes.

And people who dither in front of me when I Have Places To Go.
Piss Off out of my way. You have no right to be in my way. OK?

Fuck off Valpo, you massive fucking show-off.

Fuck off DH with your alleged fucking lurgie that has rendered you even more fucking useless than usual, you fucking shitweasle. I looked after the fucking toddler all bastard day while shouting soup from both ends and did anyone admire this astounding feat? Did they fuck, bollockchops!

And you, yes you nob-features - fuck right off & when you get there, don't forget to write me a postcard & shove it up your arse.

Cunts

...more tea vicar?

That was a great thread. Some of it was almost poetry I thought.

Oh how this thread is making me lol! And I was just thinking how crappy the weather is in august during school hold and why don't they move school main break to may! I daren't swear as qualified nurse and code of conduct etc but --- if someone would like to tell august school hols where to go , I would be most grateful!!