oh fucking well nob off!

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Fuck off.

Thank You.

Yellow jerseys? Do you mean those cycling chaps?

Wow I didn't know I was so deep

Purity have my fucking ryvitas, have them fucking all, the crispy fucks.
Can't help you with the cottage fucking cheese though. Dip the fuckers in gin.

I just got a lovely meme on FB. It reads, 'Fuck this, Fuck you, Fuck everyone, Just fuck this fucking shit, you mother fucker and for all of you looking at me, FUCK OFF!' Made my day. :)

Fuckofffuckofffuckoff

Expat, I feel my Fb is sorely lacking now, and that Fb should fuck orf.

Oh do fucking fuck off, do. Just fuck off. And when you have fucked off, can you please tell me how you managed to find the motivation to fuck off, and tell me what the fucking secret of giving a fuck is?

And as a result of this fucking thread is bloody fucking well stuck in my head. At least the kids aren't here

Dear PTA treasurer and ex chair of PTA
Fuck the actual fuck off you patronising fuckers.
Oh and treasurer stop fucking exhaling while you are fucking talking.
Fucking annoying.
You are both more fucking stupid than you fucking think.
End the fuck of.

Fuuuuuuck off ear infection I am fucking fed up of fucking 5 days of dizziness.

The rain can fuck off to the far side of fuck as well. I want to fuck off somewhere sunny but we can't fucking afford it, fucking economy fuckety fuck fuck fuck!

Yes. Fuck off, every fucking thing. Especially fucking WORK, fuck right the fuck off to the far side of fuck.

Or to quote Withnail, you can stick that up your arse, and you can fuck off while you're doing it.

Fuck off fucking MacBooks with a battery life of 15 minutes fucking thing can fuck off if it thinks I'm getting off the sofa to get the char

And you can fuck right off you fucking prick who fucking decides he doesn't want to fucking try for a fucking baby until next fucking year...fuck knows what will change in a fucking year you fucking cunty-bollocks. And decides to fucking tell me at half one in the fucking morning when you're fucking pissed. Fucking twunt.

Glad I got that off my chest
Thanks !!!

Rearrange into a well-known phrase or saying:

off Fuck

Far, far too much fucking on this thread, and not enough knobbing.

You bunch of fucking knobs. Go to knobbing bed!

Fucking stupid arsing gallstones. Fucking let me sleep! Fuck off over to my surgeons house and insert your 1 cm+ sized selfs up the end of his fucking cock. Let's see how he likes the fucking 18 week waiting list. Fucker.

The whole fucking thing is fucking fucked. Fucker. Fuckity fuckity fuck fuck fuck. FUCK. And again FUCK.
Thanks op, that's so liberating.

Ps Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

Ahhh. Much better

I don't want to do the fucking shopping and I want the school fete to non off

Fuckoff rain, fuckoff cats, fuckoff fucking walking fucking day in the fucking rain and fuck off fucking school. If I fucking wanted to nobbing carry your fucking statue of Chris'ts fucking mother, I'd fucking volunteer.