oh fucking well nob off!

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Fuck off.

Thank You.

Fuck off (bad weather during) August school holidays. Just fuck right off.

A thousand faces, for the dh whom said lets hurry up I don't want to get wet.

Humph I haven't been dry for months you car owning office working git! Nob off you nobber.

Why don't you all have a nice cup of camomile and then have a nap.

Camomile?

Fuck off rain. It's fucking rained for two days now. Fucking lake district.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Offfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Fucking fuck fuck fuck. Why do I come on this stupid site when all it makes me want to do is shout FUCK OFF YOU FUCKER.

Even just re-reading this thread is soothing me. Thanks OP.

Having just had a quick look at some threads on here today, I think we need to resurrect this thread!

Feel free to tell me to fuck the fuck off.

I blame the heat, by the way.

What, you're all ignoring me?! Well, sod off, the lot of you.

Honey has a new thread over in chat, Knid.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/1504854-www-vipercnutz-co-giveaweaselsgonads-uk?msgid=32608543

Thank fuck for that! And it's full of ilkery.