oh fucking well nob off!

[HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen]

Fuck off.

Thank You.

Ah, Vielen Dank. I shall return him when he gets that need-a-wee look in his eye. He can fuck right off then.

oh, get you with your fucking cute fucking puppy pics, how fucking perfect! (and gorgeous and im not honest)

Oh please can I fuck off? Preferably to somewhere sunny, where babies sleep through the night?

I wish E274 Social Work and the Law would fuck right off.
Stupid fucking bunch of fucking toss.
I dont want to do a fucking degree.
I am too old and I have sewing to do.

Fucking cunts.

Fuuuuuuuck off with your ridiculous fucking ideas of me even considering allowing my only DD to go on fucking holiday with you fucking chavtastic bunch of cunting fuckers.
There, that fucking feels better.

Fuck Off if you think that i will put my 15 year old DD on a plane to Thailand by herself! As-Fucking-If!

Ahhh, that's better :)

Fuck off fucking people.

Fuck off rain.

Fuck off people who kept hitting me with big fucking golf umbrellas with only 1 fucking person under it.

Fuck off

People who don't read threads properly can FUCK OFF.

People who dont CARE about my fucking Open University induced crisis can fuck off.
You bastards

Fuck off, all of you, especially you, you fucking cunting flap-wagon of a nob.

Yes you. You. There.

That's who I'm talking to.

Fuck OFF.

People who don't care that natwest stole my wages this morning can fuck off, bunch of cunts.

The giraffe that I can't fucking draw properly because it's not supposed to look too toddler-y can FUCK OFF too

Oh, and a big special fuck off to the 'friends' who kept criticising DS yesterday for touching your baby's face when actually your PLD kept poking her finger in his eye and he didn't say a damn word about it because he is LOVELY. Actually.

You can definitely fuck off.

The huge pile of ironing can fuck off

Yet more fucking roadworks on my way home can fuck right off. So can nob features who i've got to endure for an hour tonight as he's picking our DS up. Fuck off you cunt.

Who fucking cares about the Youth Justice fucking System anyway?
I fucking dont.

nob features

I heart '_ features' as a derogatory term.

Neither do I MrsDV. It can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.

You cannot fucking match my fucked off-ness - not a single one of you fucking fucks. So there.

Its fucking rubbish isnt it cat
WTF is a Parenting Order fucking anyway?
S.44 of the Children and Young Persons Act 1933 is particularly fucking annoying.

I don't give a fuck about any of it MrsDV. I spent 4 fucking years learning all about it then got made redundant from the one fucking job where it was fucking useful and now no fucker will give me another one, the fucking fuckers

Dear Ds's build a round house project

Fuck you and fuck off, you fucker

FUCKING BASTARDS.

And do my fucking Longhouse whilst your at it

All fucking gallstones can fuck right off. As in fucking now you stabby little fuckers.

And you can take the fucking tooth ache and ear ache with you as they are also little fuckers. Painful fuckers in fact!!