Royal Trolls having anal whilst breastfeeding puppies and kittens.

[Hullygully]

It's happening.

Now.

Behind you.

Oh that's made my day!

Well the breastfeeding kittens actually did happen to me this week. It was nasty.

sex or examination?

But where are the ping pong balls???

I can't see them. Luckily I'm right in the middle of eating stolen grapes and no-one will see me do it if I'm wearing this kinky blindfold. I got the idea from my porn addiction, which I indulge whilst parking in P&C spaces and letting my cat shit everywhere.

Over there! Quick look.

who said that??

picnic

Wow, in the wall? Or in the hallway beyond the wall? Just so I know...

If it's not happening in a Specially Designated parking space I'm not interested.

My top tip is to BF your kitten whilst sitting in a flower bed in your neighbour's garden. Saves you the bother of clearing up after it.

That is a great tip

Are they doing it in the p&c car parking space?

I thought there'd be scones here but there's not.

No they are not. They have hogged all the disabled spaces tho.

I just knew this would be someone of your ilk Hully.

Her Maj wouldn't do anal.

She's all about the vag, is our Lizzie.

Damn kittehs ate my breastfeeding scones.

What about the goats? Will nobody think of the goats?

Although, I suppose if the trolls are otherwise occupied, the goats should be safe enough anyway.

Should we get them a cinema size plasma TV?

Maj vaj.

Her Vagesty.

It IS someone of my ilkyness

Umami - Is that scones made with breastmilk, or scones that have actually been breastfed?

The goats.

The goats are being bred like mad for all the new work shy scroungers who have the odd glass of wine.

Breastfeed breast breast milk scones.