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Royal Trolls having anal whilst breastfeeding puppies and kittens.

124 replies

Hullygully · 23/05/2012 13:58

It's happening.

Now.

Behind you.

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YourFanjoIsNotAHandbag · 23/05/2012 14:34

You must be a Chav then

Hullygully · 23/05/2012 14:35

Put gin in, keeps em quiet and makes em taste better inthe scones.

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Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 14:36

'Snot chavvy if it's lapsang souchong with yoo-rine.

redrubyshoes · 23/05/2012 14:43

I put chips in the bottle. They have to suck very hard.

Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 14:44

I just fry the chips in gin.

redrubyshoes · 23/05/2012 14:45

You cook? What's wrong with the chippy?

Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 14:50

They don't use organic gin at the chippy.

Hullygully · 23/05/2012 14:52

Or potatoes

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redrubyshoes · 23/05/2012 14:54

Chippy went down hill after last owner left?

Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 14:57

No. No potatoes either. Just chipped kittens and goats.

TheVermiciousKnid · 23/05/2012 14:58

Chip and pin?

redrubyshoes · 23/05/2012 14:59

Drools over keyboard.

HullieGullie · 23/05/2012 15:02

Lol huns, ur so funny!

Hullygully · 23/05/2012 15:04

Oh look!

It's the very clever Phantom Namechanger!

We've had Anylfucker, Sue something or other and now this!

Aren't you a clever funny old clogs!

mwah

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Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 15:05

Mwah

Grin
TheVermiciousKnid · 23/05/2012 15:05

Very clever! I wonder who will be next. Oh well, at least it keeps them off the street.

LimburgseVlaai · 23/05/2012 15:06

D'you know, I might just have to join netmums. Just so I can post a link to this thread.

.... and watch them implooooooooode

Mi4 · 23/05/2012 15:07

[pingpongs]

NormaStanleyFletcher · 23/05/2012 15:20

I have missed something. Again

weblette · 23/05/2012 15:33

My ping pong balls are made from kitten bladders

Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 15:41

(You know that was me, right Hully?)

Hullygully · 23/05/2012 15:42

Oh was it?

The relief.

There really is a loon going about doing those wee namechanges..

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Hullygully · 23/05/2012 15:43

I thought it was one of my haterz

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Umamiopteryx · 23/05/2012 15:45

Nah. A lover. For the lolz.

KatieScarlett2833 · 23/05/2012 15:46

I got my kittens from Pets at Home.