Royal Trolls having anal whilst breastfeeding puppies and kittens.

[Hullygully]

It's happening.

Now.

Behind you.

Ummm ... are you allowed to post these silly threads full of nonsense? I'm sure there is a law against it. You are just trying to draw attention to you and your ilk. Pff.

Scones, anybody?

Jam, then cream, then breast milk, btw.

lord

Umami, you read all this stuff and don't post...?

I is too busy recording it all in the scrolls to post, innit.

In any case, are those puppies and kittens not too old to be breastfed? Huh?

If it's not breastilk then you are damaging your kittens.

But, as the kittens are used to make scones, does it really matter?

But what about the children?
Won't someone think of the poor children?
Why have children if you are just going to leave them in front of the plasma tv while you go and breast feed a kitten in a disabled parking space??

Yes, but the problem is the goats are worried about getting old and being fed to the trolls? Or are there other plans for keeping the trolls busy? They can't keep up the whole sex and kittens things for ever...

kittens make rotten scones, all the fur goes in your teeth. Unless you get one of those odd hairless ones, they aren't so bad.

DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING

Careful now

AnyFucker's Fanjo ate my breastmilk scone.

You take the fur off first. Obviously.

And there's more than one way to skin a kitten, you know.

Devon Rex kittehs put jam on before cream.

Haven't got time for that. I'll put em through the mincer

Definitely jam before cream - how do you get the cream to stay on otherwise?

I was thirty four the first time I tasted breastmilk. I was round at my mates house and she had run out of normal milk so when I told her I like my coffee white with one sugar she opened the fridge and used her expressed supply.

She told me afterwards.

Anyone mentioned chav cats yet?

You know it's threads like this that make new posters come over all unnecessary and start AIBUs about how people ought to pay more attention to them.

You should be ashamed of yourselves.

Cornish Rexs do cream then jam, the poor, deluded foolines.

What about urine? That's quite nice in Earl Grey.

oh they are sweet. How lovely they will look on a scone with little jammy heads