Royal Trolls having anal whilst breastfeeding puppies and kittens.

[Hullygully]

It's happening.

Now.

Behind you.

You're a feisty one when roused though. I was scared.

lolz and lovin are GOOD

It seems my invitation has been lost the post.

what invitation, Exit?

The goats cheese ate my baby.
It is there in the corner.
LOOK.

I know. I was channelling your love baton?.

Quintessential - now that's a new take on 'food baby' . But yes, the goats are hard as nails, what with the only ones still around being the council housed ones that have managed to fight off hungry trolls.

I'm a newbie and I've been spoken to at least once on this thread and I invited myself [proud] - hmm, does that make me not one anymore?

[Wanders off to do some work]

Just channelling the neediness of others to get a personal invitation to threads.

Don't get my goat.

Royal Trolls??

I am not classed as royalty but a fecking troll is?!

I have toilet trained my girl cat from the age of adoption (proud).
But the local tom cats do enjoy taking a dump on the local cat-hater's gravel.

Cats know their enemies & shit on them.

It's very funny. I am a bad bad person for laughing when I see them do it...

PS: I'm not a troll but if i don't log off Mumsnet soon to apply my make up - then i WILL look like one!! :(

No, it's fine Exit, you keep your goat - actually, do you want mine as well?

Utterly - I'm sure if I had been around at the time of your 'flounce' I would have noticed, but I wasn't. I'm sure it was a very good flounce [patronising pat on Utterly's head]

[Wanders off again]

I'm just off to Greggs. I can't cope with this level of surrealism.

There's no need to breastfeed kittens. There is catmilk - which is clearly mass produced by having rows of small people sitting on tiny stools with little buckets, milking cats.

Good isn't it? And at this time of day too.

Catmilk?

How delightful!

I have only ever had armadillo, aside from cow

And? Was it nice?

It was fabulous. I had visions.

Hmm - maybe you should package it up for today's 'want to be a raver again' market...

Kitten milk? Or kitten juice?

Think I'll stick with Armadillo - kittens aren't very big and would take a while to juice.

See, now I need to hit the brain bleach early after the images that thought has just created...

HullygullyPuppy is 9 weeks now, should I stop bf and give her a fruitshoot?

Now, you don't want to shock her system Honey - chuck some baby rice / rusk in too so the change in colour doesn't upset her.