Royal Trolls having anal whilst breastfeeding puppies and kittens.

[Hullygully]

It's happening.

Now.

Behind you.

Plasma goats.

I don't want yourine in my tea.

Urine can only be used in Lapsang Souchong.

(Hully is such a fecking council house dweller - careful - you might catch poor or working class from her)

I feel contaminated. I lavished my breast milk on her.

I do live in an (ex) council house. So ner.

Yes, but who's paying for it, eh? That's what I want to know

Urine can only be used in Lapsang Souchong.

Very true. Lapsang Souchong is so nasty that adding urine can only improve it.

Royal trolls, that's who.

my kitten and puppy supermarket covers all my modest needs.

Queen Lizzie trolls on Mumsnet!?

I've never been deleted you know.

How very dare you all ignore me?

(stamp)

(flounce)

(hoik)

How big is your TV Hully?

Which one ruby? I have five.

Have we got any IPOAT at the moment Hullz? I've lost it.

How's your father, by the way?

(sob)

We have, I'll link.

My father is dead, but thanks for asking.

Which one do you owe the most money on?

Umami

None, I was given them as a thank you.

Anyone for a breast milk ice cream with a side order of placenta pate?

how old are the puppies and kittens - I bet they are over six months AND SHOULD BE WEANED BY NOW ONTO CHIPS - DISGUSTING

No one is that grateful, Hully.

I have put tea into my kitten's bottle.