AIBU in thinking that the IPOAT hall has transported to another dimension

[Minimammoth]

Where has it gone? Just as I was about to start sprucing it up for the jubilee and start tatting the bunting?

If you need an MRI your chakras are probably fucked anyway

mint julep.
Aligns chakras

I thought a chakra was a vegetable so I'm definitely doomed to eternal misalignment.

A banana diaquiri a day will keeps chakras perfectly aligned. Add more rum if in need of extra cleansing.

or if we combine those wonderful ideas we can invent the chakra daiquiri!

NB: Chakra daiquiris may only be administered by trained Reiki masters and are liable to cause earwax to melt out of your ears...

I can feel an IPOAT return to the ashram coming on again...

entropy

Is it time for the orange robes and crystals again Guru Umami?

Most assuredly so, young novice.

Ahem. I am a veritable Chakra master, all mine are fully open and covered in Swarovski crystals. Om

Where IPOAT ladeez go for the ashram

With the chakra.

Here

See those Swarovski crystals all over the torso ?]]

I'm quite concerned about my aura today and fear that I will stsruggle with low doors.

The last thing I need is a dented aura

Jins you are a veritable volcano, calm down dear, have a soothing tisane, or you will be quite out of your body, and then what would happen.

Feck me...apparently science is rude. It tramples rough shod over peoples dearly held beliefs and exposes them to the violence of enlightenment.

I am starting to think that science is not a suitable pursuit for a lady at all!

Definitely more rum needed in your daiquiri Jins. I have a barrel I brought up from the cove earlier, that should get you started.

Could I perchance snaffle some of said rum?

Thank you for your kindness

Science? What is science when it's at home?

I just checked out my aura in the mirror and it is sort an upside down version of Jins. I am having no problems with low doors but some difficulty in sitting down.

Apparently you are not alone in not being a home to Science. I suppose I should never have ventured into the spirituality zone...but I was lured there by a fellow woo-fighter...with the promise of fake quantum mechanics to expose...

I should have stayed in the hall refining my tatting....

Tatting is far more ladylike. If you need to venture beyond tatting you could consider embroidery or maybe water colours

I sold my chakras to a passing fakir and spent the money on tisanes. So much more healing.

Science is Rood dear Miss Entropy, it trampleth on the elves and fairies and beardy sky men.

It's all gone a bit woo in here :(

Might follow Hully's lead on the chakra sale

In a startling coincidence I purchased some second hand chakras not two weeks gone.

They seem slightly...ahem...shop soiled and vibrated most disconcertingly when the orphans came around. I swear one of them giggled when last we saw dear Hugh.