AIBU in thinking that the IPOAT hall has transported to another dimension

[Minimammoth]

Where has it gone? Just as I was about to start sprucing it up for the jubilee and start tatting the bunting?

Will you be knotting corn dollies in the barn, Mistress Kal?

indeed. The dashing Captain has promised to show me how to loosen things a bit

Well, pay heed. Straw can get everywhere. You do not want it in his epaulettes.

oh great can I join, Im a bit mad , I even talk to myself in the streets when somethings on my mind

Yu must choose yourself a gown Mistress Piglet. Us gels at IPOAT Hall are demure and nary even an ankle may be seen.
This is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42160000/jpg/_42160498_dresses_getty203b.jpg&imgrefurl=news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/5404762.stm&h=152&w=203&sz=14&tbnid=ZiWKiBM5VRyriM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=120&zoom=1&usg=__BfKGsm5nW4aWIhYiM4yw_YDN0JI=&docid=F0OkauRCNVhjMM&sa=X&ei=3VXTT-jzK4-p8QOq0ez-Ag&ved=0CHQQ9QEwBQ&dur=59" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">us heading for the barn for tatting.

A new gel????

Oh what fun. She can come and sit next to me at dinner and I shall quiz her on the latest dance steps.

at demure.
Let me show the new gel the distillery herb-drying shed. Perhaps she has a new recipe and can expand our range.

Ok thanks everybody. jins does the Macarena count

Indeed it does. I've been trying to master the Macarena for years. My dance master is good but prefers to be in hold

Oooooooooh oh dance master. My dance moves are shaky but they will do

Mistress Fiderer is known for being somewhat fast Mistress Piglet. Why only last year at the summer ball we left the tisane table for nary a moment t renew the possets and <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&sa=X&biw=1092&bih=514&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsu&tbnid=p3Rj1CzeoapI1M:&imgrefurl=www.bloggingwv.com/2010/12/&docid=QgDuJ6K8QGpP8M&imgurl=www.bloggingwv.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/naked-drunk-woman_500x383.jpg&w=500&h=383&ei=g8TVT5j4NIyX0QWBjo30Aw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=113&vpy=133&dur=29&hovh=196&hovw=257&tx=75&ty=93&sig=113722741271732489533&page=4&tbnh=148&tbnw=203&start=41&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:41,i:242" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">look what happenend!

so whats happening in the hall?

ohh dance moves...I fear I can neither 'pop it' nor 'lock it', though of course I can tat polka dots...

Are you a reiki sceptic then.

I'm a reiki master would you believe but I'm extremely reiki sceptic myself

funnily enough I'm a reiki master too. Why master? Or does mistress bring up images of whips n such?

Like in the degrees I guess. I'd be much happier being a reiki mistress.

I did reiki for a bit. It was right weird.

there werent no chakras. It was all channelling energy. Twas a long time ago. But hippy types do get overexcited if I bring it up. I'm all for over-exciting hippies.

We spent much time aligning chakras and shaping auras. It was quite weird

I think to be fair that everyone is a Reiki master. I personally have just printed out my own certificate and popped it on the wall.

I'm sure some of those orphans that were moping about earlier must be in need of some laying on of hands....

Or as I put it on the other thread:

Come to entropygirl's parlour of spintronic Pauli exclusion Reiki...nothing else quite hits the spot.

I've already done the orphans.

Even though I'm reiki sceptic I was a bit freaked by how the tv got interference and the cat came in the room whenever I did it

my cat comes into the room when I think about food. Spooky.
And how do chakras get misaligned then? Too many goings on I reckon.

I have just wasted 30 seconds of my life wondering what happens to your chakras if you have a go in an MRI. That must be a MESS.