AIBU in thinking that the IPOAT hall has transported to another dimension

[Minimammoth]

Where has it gone? Just as I was about to start sprucing it up for the jubilee and start tatting the bunting?

science is meeeeeeeeeeeen

And get this:

I took my friend to A&E when she was having a small between the ears episode (not the first) and while we waited for her chappie, another chappie engaged us in convo and offered to cure her for good in FIVE MINS FLAT with some REM magic. Why not? We thought and went into a little room for the fast blinky blinky stuff.

Guess what happened?

Yeah, fuck all.

Oh yes, I had forgot the orphans, where did we put them?

Sorry I don't understand a word of that. Could you translate into ladylike please :)

oohh I was looking for a motto for my next sampler and "a small in between the ear episode" will fit perfectly!

ears would work even better and sound less like I am referring to ear wax (noblest of woo substances though it is).

'this all too too much. All this talk of selling chakras on eBay. I feel a visit to the cave to do a bit of a sun dance coming on. Then I shall go to Entropy's science wing to educate the orphans on the transit of Venus. Calling in at the herb drying shed on the way, for a little stimulant.

oh has there been a transit of venus? that explains a lot. No wonder the woosters are out and about in numbers...

bugger. transit of venus. Knew I missed something.

I had my Venus transitted once. I have never been the same since.

I think I might go for a swim

Are you southerners still prevented from using your hosepipes?

argh! Maybe I DO need my chakras aligning....or at least to get rid of Hully's which are definitely resonating at a contrary frequency to my own creating power fluctuations that keep burning out the candles.

I am SO angry. With the whole world.

I think I will turn to the great Mr. Bennet and assert that "you are never to stir out of doors till you can prove that you have spent ten minutes of every day in a rational manner"

I'm really angry at the moment ents. Really really angry and I can't put my finger on why I'm angry

I think I was born in the wrong era - if I was this age in the 70's I'd be off my tits on valium and the world would be a happier place for it

I blame the internet. I can see all this wrongness...and I can access all the right answers....but I can't DO anything about it.

I have to put up with people saying well I believe fairies exist and your lack of belief is just a different opinion. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

valium may in fact be the answer....I just need to stop BFing (I suppose - although given I have baby defective in the sleeping department maybe not)

Course there are fairies. I seen them on the magic box.

Why are you so angry Jins?

I am sad and rueful.

I am a shit mother and not even a agllon of tisane can help. Maybe johnny will help me run away?

My mother believes in fairies. But that belief got her through losing her mother when she was 10, being pulled out of school and made servant in chief to my twat of a grandfather. So I figure she can believe what she likes

I am sad and rueful too.
I must admit though, I started a sad thread and the people of mumsnet were bloody marvellous. Mn is odd yet fab. It's so confusing.

I don't know why I'm angry because things are going quite well for me at the moment. Business is going well, DH isn't too random, DSs seem to be doing what teenage boys do without upsetting too many people. It's a mystery

Ahh, randomly angry.
Yes. I get randomly grumpy. I get cross with DH for not much in particular then apologise and cry and we drink wine and ponder how lucky he is to have me.

hormones mistress Jins. I hear some gels get them. Wine helps.
I am angry and sad cos of the equipment needs young miss Skirata has and how the cads deny her. And sad that she is getting more poorly with doctors now predicting an ending sooner than I can bear

And Ive run right out of tisane. Asked teenager number 1 to go to the shoppe and fetch some good red and he is 'too tired'. Begone I said, oh callow youth with fucking bags of energy and have threatenend to walk out and other such dramatics. But being of lowly means I have nowhere to go.

Oh no. That's sad indeed.
I have nothing helpful to say but you know we think of you.
X x

hopefully with Johnny Depp. Think harder woman!