LineRunner, it's written in the first person.
Presumambly your misquoted article was written by someone else?
I understand the concept of ghost-writers, but are you saying that every journo has their own behind-the-scenes ghost-writer, and that the journo themselves is only the 'face'? 
Exactly how big is the DM's budget to able to employ this many people, so many of whom are apparently redundant in that they don't even write for themselves?