to think that this self absorbed woman actually isn't that attractive???

[RachelHRD]

Ugly on the inside and the outside......

No bikinis after 47? Harsh.

I'll have to gig my wonder woman skirt and headband out, if we're doing the dressy up thing.

Indeed, catgirl

I suppose wads of cash could explain the hideousness of it all. Makes the readership into a bunch of berks, though, me included obviously.

It wouldn't pay that much though, surely? For £1000s I can almost see that you might have the last laugh but it'd only be low £100s, surely?

Atleast she's given us all a laugh

Miss Brick, get your'e deluded head out of your arse, jeez

Pathkan this is sounding like a good night :)

I did have a friend who was outrageously attractive. She really did get the kind of attention this woman goes on about from men. Have walked down the street behind her to see loads of men turn to look and some actually turn and follow her, even when wearing no make-up, scruffy hair and wearing dock martins - she really just had it. Difference was, she was natural, unaffected, seemed unaware and nice.

fantastic fantastic spoof here

biggest laugh is dm linked on mn daily
but most protest they never read it.no siree
but hell daily stories

That spoof's pretty good for something I thought beyond satire.

ScottishM but it's for research purposes only.

helium that spoof is great - i just had to show dh the whole thing - he's npw also laughing

brilliant

There's at least 8 threads on this story alone - all started by people who don't read the DM of course

I can't fathom the purpose of this article.

She is a very plain woman, the sort you would never notice.

'I can?t wait for the wrinkles and the grey hair that will help me blend into the background.'

Unless she surrounds herself with scrofulous creatures on a daily basis, I bet she blends into the background just fine.

she is nice looking not beautiful, i have seem far more beautiful women out today they even manage to walk along the street without that smug grin/smile she has (which is rather odd)

french and italian men always tell you that you are beautiful its great for the ego

I've never been asked to be a bridesmaid either.

Now I know why - it's 'cos you are all jealous!

Sorry, haven't read the whole thread, but HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. . .

Stupid deluded cow!

I have been a bridesmaid twice.

Both times I was required to wear swamp green.

I now realise it was an attempt to disguise my excellent good looks.

Pleasant looking woman but the hubby is a dawg.

I know, there's a thread on that in every single topic.
And if there isn't one in the Doghouse, then someone ought to start it!
Sorry, on a more charitable note - she's not bad, but WTF is she on about?
Painfully gorgeous she's not.
Painfully deluded - yes.

That's nothing Jasper

I am always made to wear a mask to try and cover my awesome beauty.

It doesn't work of course because my cheek bones are so sharp they just slice right through the material and entire congregations are blinded by my amazingness

:)

I got half way through that spoof and started actually weeping with laughter such that my husband started staring at me oddly. I will read it tomorrow.

The spoof article is hilarious.

DH must be the next Daniel Craig in academic tweeds. On a recent conference trip to Chicago, he was batted off in Starbucks by the female barrista who said "you don't have to pay for that!", with regards to his coffee.

He also tells me, while on the same trip, that he was innocently having a chaste cigarette outside his hotel, when a woman came up and asked to stroke his hair . He was surprised, so agreed. She stroked his silver highlights and left him alone them.

I am creaming my gussets at the though of bedding such an attractive man tonight and for the past nineteen years.

THAT is hilarious. "I burst into flames". Hahahahhahahaha.

How can anyone not love the Daily Mail. It's like a spoof of itself; can't start my day without it