The OFFICIAL AIBU buddy bench/naughty bench thread NO 7

[ElmoFan]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from CheerfulYank, gomummy, tiredmum, teaandcake, valiumredhead and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up!

What will he do if she keeps the baby? She should have given him the money back and said no.

go 15 degrees chilly now though the sun has gone!

Oh yanky

Hi tea :)

Some of my washing didn't dry today But the sun is only on my washing line in the morning.

Oh I didn't put mine out - I only bother when it is blistering hot!

Tea she said she should have sent it back but she was so angry she went and paid her bills with it. There's no if about it, she is dead set on keeping the baby, has told her family and everything.

What kills me is (after shamelessly looking him up on Facebook) he has "working" and "class" tattooed on his hands and he's nothing like, he's a spoiled rich little asshole. And all the working class men I know would spit in his face for being such a coward.

Valium! Lovely.

She sounds strong, Cheerful, hopefully she has a good bit of support as well. Absolutely horrid of him to threaten her like that though.

Plows at the ready!!!

In stark contrast to all of your lovely posts, our news is now covered with warnings and we are awaiting "the worst winter storm of the year" which is to arrive tomorrow and whollop us with massive amounts of snow and ice pellets.

Wonder if we can get an international flight out before the weather hits? It sounds soooo nice over there!

Oh gomummy , if only we knew someone who could fly a plane and pick you all up ;) lol

Sorry to hear about the storm heading your way , roll on the summer eh!!
It's a miserable wet morning here , I'm going stir crazy as I'm still stuck in doors with dd . we are taking her back to see her own doctor in the afternoon for a check up as she is still sleeping a lot during the day and her temp is slightly raised , so not 100% at all .

Anyone got any nice plans for the weekend ? :)

Valium yup washing all done thank goodness

Gomummy that sounds like a great idea, but I bet not much cleaning would get done, especially if a bottle of wine is on offer don't forget to grab cheerful on the way

Cheerful that man is a disgusting disgrace, so said for her karma will get him

Morning campers!

Eeek go!!!

Aww Elmo I was hoping your dd was on the mend, bless her, hope all goes well later

tea today is the day lalalalalala still
Can't wait

Well we are mid-blizzard now, everything is just miserable white. Blech. Can't begin to express how much I am dreaming of your lovely spring-like weather right now!

How did it go at the doctor's Elmo? Your poor little DD has had such a tough time. :(

Awww Gomummy, that weather sounds awful, I really feel for you, I hate blizzards, it's been picking up a bit here so that's a good thing, well except for when it's windy, it's cold when it's blowing in my face brrrrr

Good morning :)

Oh gomummy - i hope this weather clears quickly for you and spring kicks in there xx
DD is on the mend , She has eaten toast this morning (1st time she's eaten in almost a week) My GP changed all her meds around yesterday as the antibiotics the hospital gave her were not strong enough and the ear infection has spread into her right ear now too . Her temperature is normal now thank god , and she's sitting up colouring Just need to build her up now X

So glad things are looking up for DD, Elmo, great that she is starting to eat. I'm sure you'll pamper her and she'll get built up quickly now that she's on the mend. You must be feeling so relieved that her temp is down.

Hello all my buddies, hope you all had a great weekend, and are all well

Foot of snow on the weekend here, but we're plowed/shoveled/etc. out today. :)

Day out with DS today, we are all knackered, but it has been fun.

How are you?

Aw, poor DD Elmo.

I had a good weekend, stayed over at my friend's and watched the Oscars. Sigh...back to work tomorrow.

GoMummy we're supposed to get hit by a blizzard but nothing yet!

Don't you dare send that slushy tumbleweed back here Gomummy

Cheerful I bet you had a lovely time

Hope it doesn't get you Cheerful, it is unpleasant. This is what December was supposed to look like! Glad you had a fun long weekend!

Off to go shovel miserable snow off the roof whist muttering about groundhogs seeing their shadows....

Oi that hit me on the head Gomummy

I have none to throw back, damn

Helllooooooooooooooooo! :)

Hiya Valium, how are ya, where you been hiding