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to sit here literally pissing myself laughing

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SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell · 02/12/2011 13:40

at something Custy posted on facebook?

Here is the link but warning: I laughed so much I very nearly barfed! That much laughing cannot be good for you?

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PludolphTheRedNosedReindeer · 02/12/2011 13:51

YANBU!

But my baby is still in place, so DYAC is going to have to try a bit harder - c'mon!

SoundTheOctoalert · 02/12/2011 13:57

Where is the

fuzzynavel · 02/12/2011 14:00

My sides are hurting! Grin

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SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell · 02/12/2011 14:03

My personal favourite:

Are you hungry?

Starving!

Thought you might be, there's a huge surprise waiting for you in the kitchen, it's your favourite! Love Mom.

I hope it's your shaved pussy.
omg
Please don't read that last text it was the worst autocorrect of my life.
I meant poooork, shaved pork. I'm so sorry ma!
Mom?

Pissing myself does not truly relate the state I was in after reading all those!

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StaceymAloneForver · 02/12/2011 14:05

i liek the

dad i'm not a lesbian

shame men suck, now come eat

:D right now i have laughed and cried a lot i shall say thank you! and to Custy!

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep · 02/12/2011 14:05

If you're literally pissing yourself laughing, I think you are being a bit unreasonable, yes.

HavePatience · 02/12/2011 14:05

This has made me laugh so hard! Need to read more later when I'm able to laugh louder!

RainbowFishes · 02/12/2011 14:09

OMG i have just sat here laughing hysterically! Love it, gonna show DH when he pops in for lunch!

tethersjinglebellend · 02/12/2011 14:10

Are they all real though?

TroublesomeEx · 02/12/2011 14:11

I don't believe a word of it, but I've had a real giggle too, so thank you!!!

RealityIsADistantMemory · 02/12/2011 14:12

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SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell · 02/12/2011 14:14

Apparently they are all real examples Grin

Starts the weekend off with just the right amount of pissy pants I think! I need to print this off for when I need emergency laughs.

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Tortington · 02/12/2011 14:17

i know i know i know

i couldnt breathe

TiaMariaandDietCoke · 02/12/2011 14:17

brilliant!! Grin

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SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell · 02/12/2011 14:17

Love you custy!

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JarethTheGoblinKing · 02/12/2011 14:18

Texts from Bennett

Grin
KirstyJC · 02/12/2011 14:19

Loving the colour 'fuckweasel'!!!!!Grin

JarethTheGoblinKing · 02/12/2011 14:19

Disclaimer: Bennett is a dickhead.

NunTheWiser · 02/12/2011 14:22

Vaginal extract! Grin does Betty Crocker know?!

33goingon64 · 02/12/2011 14:22

God I am some kind of humourless cow as I didn't laugh at these... Is it possible that a phone would choose 'pumas' over 'penis' and 'cockslap' over whatever it was meant to be??

fastweb · 02/12/2011 14:24

"I always had a hunch"

Immagine the son's face doing this Hmm when he read that.

mistressploppy · 02/12/2011 14:24

I was coming on to say it CAN'T be that funny but I have faceache now from laughing so much. Thank you Xmas Grin

headfairy · 02/12/2011 14:24

shit, there goes the mascara

:o

aliciaflorrick · 02/12/2011 14:25

Oh dear I haven't laughed like that in ages - thank you so much for giving me such a giggle, I've got panda eyes now from crying.

RumourOfAHurricane · 02/12/2011 14:27

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