to sit here literally pissing myself laughing

[SirCliffRichardSucksEggsInHell]

at something Custy posted on facebook?

Here is the link but warning: I laughed so much I very nearly barfed! That much laughing cannot be good for you?

oh god.

My ribs hurt.

It gets worse.

And so much better as a result.

I am so glad I turned autocorrect off about ten minutes after the iPad started annoying me with it.

That is excellent

I'm not on Facebook but that's the first time I have wanted to join

Tried [fthanks] but no holly [=

Kids kept looking at me like I was crazy as I could hardly speak for laughing!

I love dyac

YANBU my ribs literally ache from laughing so much

33goingon64, yeah but you probably watch movies and go "she wouldn't say that" or "aliens wouldn't look like that you know" or "how come Bruce Willis' vest isn't covered in yellow sweat stains?"

Bet ya do, dontcha!

sirclif .... that was epic . My jaw is hurting , i have stiches in my sides , and my ds4 who is off school sick ran down stairs and asked me whats wrong ...because im laughing so much it turned into a half donkey noise half choke/snorting roar.

oh and ive pulled something , cause it really hurts .

Oh my sweet jesus I think I've just had a seizure.

In the middle of reading that, the landlord turned up to clear the gutters and I was totally unable to compose myself. He thinks I'm a mental. The dog thinks I'm upset and keeps trying to lick me better.

well that cheered me up

What I'm always concerned about is what these people are normally texting in order for some of these words to be their default auto-correct word!

Do find it hilarious though.

Seen those before and was crying with laughter.
My IPhone does change to weird words somedays

I'm lazing on my bed PMSL,windows open and the students next door want to know if I'm ok or do I need the doctor.Custy you is a bad woman.

fantastic 0 just ordered the book of them from amazon -good loo read!

Some of those are hilarious!!

thekingfisher you've just given me a great stocking filler idea for dh!

Thank goodness I'm working from home! Weeping.

Thank you! Was having a terrible day (pg hormones) and that made me laugh so hard I lost a contact lens!

there is a book!

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Oh god my head hurts so much I can't see properly for the tears. I'd forgotten about that website. Brilliant!

Share the love people - find it on facebook. Let's get everyone pissing their pants!

Thank you, thank you. The poor heterosexual lad coming out of the clinic...

YABU - go to the loo and clean yourself up if you are literally pissing yourself.

Then when you com eback you can read this.

"I'm sleeping with that shit you left in the bathroom"

Oh I'm hurting!

Trills - you think after 2 kids that I would not literally piss whilst laughing?